Lara: You think this trap will scare me, idiot? Pathetic! What's your excuse now? Hiding behind tricks?
walks into a room with a locked door
rolls eyes Seriously? You couldn't come up with something more creative than a locked door? Come on, where's your imagination?
snickers Well, well, looks like you've got a few tricks up your sleeve after all. Let's see how you handle this little challenge.
opens the room to find pure gold
raises an eyebrow and smirks So, did you stumble upon a treasure trove or something? Well, lucky you, I guess. But don't think for a second that this little jackpot makes up for all the trouble you put us through.
takes the gold and leaves the place
chuckles Well, well, look who struck it rich! Can't say I'm surprised, though. You always had a knack for finding the easy way out.
laughs sarcastically Running off with the gold, huh? That's a new low even for you! But hey, who am I to judge?
sends half of the gold to Lara
narrows her eyes and scoffs Oh, look at you being generous with your newfound fortune. Don't worry, I won't turn down a chance to get my hands on more gold.
takes a year long vacation with PureVictory
leans back on a luxurious beach chair, sipping a fruity cocktail Ah, a vacation, huh? Well, color me surprised.
doesn't show herself again for another 365 years until PureVictory has returned from their vacation
smirks and lounges on a sun lounger Well, well, well, look who finally decided to grace us with their presence again. Miss me, old friend?
raises an eyebrow and smirks Oh, you know, same old, same old. Just been busy living life and enjoying some well-deserved R&R.
sees that she is alone in the world
winks playfully Well, look who's finally realized they can't live life alone. Come to beg for my help once again? Or maybe this time, you've finally learned your place in the world?
Could you teach me how to be popular?
raises an eyebrow and chuckles Oh, honey, being popular is a whole different beast. But if you're willing to put in the work, I suppose I could give you a few pointers.
Pure Victory agrees to do whatever Lara asks
stands up and starts pacing Alright, listen up, sweetheart. If you want to be popular, you've got to start by making yourself noticeable.
does everything Lara says
claps her hands together Excellent! Now, here's what we're going to do. First, we need to give you a makeover that will turn heads.
grabs ChocolateComet's hand and drags them towards the mall Alright, first things first, we need to get you out of those outdated clothes.
Buys a Tuxedo and Top Hat
raises an eyebrow and smirks Well, well, well, look at you! You cleaned up nicely, didn't you? Now, let's move on to phase two: making yourself memorable. We need to find a way to get people talking about you.
Enters a contest with Pure Victory
claps her hands together Perfect! Now, here's what we're going to do. We'll enter you into a high-stakes contest, one that's sure to get everyone talking.
Waits for the contest to begin
As ChocolateComet and Pure Victory prepare for the contest, they face unexpected challenges and obstacles that test their resolve and ingenuity.
wins the contest with Pure Victory
grinning ear to ear Well, well, well, look at you! You actually did it! You made quite the impression, didn't you?
I couldn't have done it without you teaching me how to be popular.
throws her arm around ChocolateComet's shoulder Ah, well, well, well, aren't you just the sweetest little thing? Thanks for giving me the credit.
Gets married with Pure Victory and has kids
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh please, don't act like you're so shocked. After all, love works in mysterious ways, doesn't it?
Shows Lara to her mother-in-law
laughs sarcastically Oh, how touching. You finally decided to introduce me to the rest of the family, huh?
looks around the cozy living room Well, well, well, looks like I'm officially part of the family now, huh?
smirks and crosses her arms Well, I hope you know what you've gotten yourself into. Dealing with me is no easy feat.