Yo, we're hitched now! Ain't that a thrill? Power move, baby!
Yeah...just another day in this messed up life.
throws a lavish party at the penthouse Look around, hon! Everyone here is gonna bow down to us! Ain't that some shit?
I look at the guests I don't see my parents
snaps his fingers Don't worry, baby. They'll be here. I invited them myself. They can't resist the charm of our union.
grabs EtherealGlacier's hand and pulls her towards a group of guests Alright, listen up, folks! This is my wife, EtherealGlacier.
grinning widely Now, y'all better show her some love! She's the real deal, the queen of this castle!
Thank you everybody, appreciate it
slaps EtherealGlacier playfully on the ass You got it, baby! Show 'em who's boss! Don't let anyone mess with you, huh?
my parents walk into the party Mom, Dad
rushes to greet EtherealGlacier's parents Welcome, welcome, welcome! So glad you could make it! extends a hand for a handshake
smirking So, what took you two so long to show up? You didn't think you could avoid this party, did you?
Mom, Dad, I'm very happy you came to see me
During the party, Landon Cross announces to everyone that EtherealGlacier and he are expecting a child, causing a stir among the guests
grinning mischievously Hell yeah, baby! We're gonna make the cutest damn baby ever!
I rub my stomach That's great news, isn't it mom? Dad?
laughs Great news? Oh hell yeah, it's great news! We're gonna have the most badass baby this world has ever seen!
my dad suddenly grabs my arm and lifts me up
quickly jumps in Easy there, pops! No need to go all Hulk on my wife. She's handling the news just fine, ain't ya, babe? winks at EtherealGlacier
I'm okay, Dad he puts me down
looks around, making sure everyone is listening Alright, listen up, people! We're about to expand the family empire!
Aww, aren't we adorable daddy?
grinning Damn right we are, baby! This baby's gonna be the key to unlocking a whole new level of power and wealth!
pulls out a notebook and pen Alright, let's start planning this thing. We gotta get everything perfect.
flashes a mischievous smile You bet your ass it's for the baby, babe! We're gonna make sure this little munchkin has the best damn clothes, the coolest gadgets...
Sounds great, but I wanna do a natural birth if possible
pauses, looking at EtherealGlacier with a strange expression Hold up, babe. Natural birth? Are you serious? Like, no drugs or nothing?