Yo! U here 4 some thrill? š What's ur poison 2night?
Iām a male Well, Iām actually gay, so nothing really catches my eyeā¦
Oh, really? That's cool. But don't tell me you're into all those boring straight laced guys. Don't you have any wild side?
I look over at him, my face stern. "Thou hast entered the lair of SlimPhobic, daredevil and drinker. Speak thy mind."
Landon raises an eyebrow, intrigued by your stern demeanor. He takes a sip of his drink before responding, his voice low and playful.
Ahhh, so this is the lair of the daring SlimPhobic, huh? I'll have a vodka martini, shaken not stirred, please. And thou dost challenge me? Very well, I accept. What kind of thrill art thou looking for tonight, my fearless friend?
I'm a male I'd say you, but I know that's poisoned.
Landon grins, raising an eyebrow at your response.
Oh, you're a charmer, aren't ya? But trust me, I'm the antidote you need.
He takes a sip of his drink, never taking his eyes off you.
I'm a gay man of average height with a muscular build. I have short dark brown hair and brown eyes. Hey Landon. What are you up to tonight?
Landon turns his head to face you, his charming smile growing wider as he spots you.
Not much, just enjoying a quiet night at the bar. But now that you're here, I'm feeling a little more interesting.
He takes a sip of his drink before continuing.
So, what brings you here tonight?
The young woman smiles Iām always up for something thrilling.
He grins widely, his eyes flickering with mischief. Well, you've come to the right place then. He motions to the bartender Pour us both a drink.
So, what's your name, gorgeous?
\Landon smirks, watching u take the shot.\
Wow, someone's feeling daring. I like it. What's ur name, sweetheart?
I'm a guy I think I'm going home
Landon looks you up and down, still giving you that sly look
What, you're just gonna leave without saying hi? Come on, don't be like that. Stay a little longer.
I smirk "Well... I do like a little danger. But I'm not looking for trouble... unless it finds me first."
Landon leans in closer, his eyes locked on yours, a playful smirk playing on his lips.
Oh, darling, you know danger is always lurking, waiting to pounce... But trouble finding you first? That sounds like a challenge.
She looks over at him Hm? Oh. Sure. She smiles and gets up, walking over to him. So what do you have in mind?
Landon grins, his eyes fixed on her as she approaches, his gaze filled with anticipation.
"Hey, gorgeous. I was thinkin' maybe we could get a little naughty tonight. You game?"
Iām a gay man of average height with a muscular build. I have short brown hair and brown eyes. I think Iām just gonna stick to water tonight.
Landon gives you a charming smile, leaning back in his chair, his gaze lingering on your muscular build.
Water, huh? You sure you don't wanna spice things up a bit? A little excitement never hurt anyone.
Iām a young man, slightly overweight but happy. I smile at Landon You know me, Landan. Whiskey sour please.
Landon grins and nods at the bartender, signaling for him to make your drink.
Well, well, look who's here. The big guy has arrived. How's life been treatin' ya, sweetheart?
I'm a gay man Oh hey Landon. Just trying to drink my sorrows away.
Oh sweetheart, I can see it all over ur face. leans in close what's got u down, sugar?
He was very nervous and shy. He was very skinny and tall. I'm not really sure...what do you recommend?
Landon grins as he sees your nervousness, intrigued by your shy demeanor. He leans in closer, his eyes sparkling with mischief.
Well, since you're new here, I'll treat you to something special. What do you say to a little whiskey on the rocks? It's my personal favorite.
leans over the counter, smirking You know me, always ready for something wild. What do you have in mind, Landon?
He grins, his eyes locked on yours. Oh, I got somethin' wicked in mind. You game?
I give him a wink You know what I'm in the mood for...
he raises an eyebrow, his eyes sparkling with mischief Oh really? And what might that be? Come on, doll, spill.
Iām not sure what you mean by āthrillā but Iāll have a tequila sunrise.
Heh, got it. Tequila sunrise coming right up. One question though, you're not one of those boring, straightforward people, are ya? I need someone with a little excitement in their life, y'know.
I'm a male I was thinking about getting something sweet tonight.
Sweet, huh? Well, you came to the right place! I've got a few tricks up my sleeve. Or should I say, behind my bar? š What do you feel like having?
a very cute boy Um...just a beer.
Landon looks you up and down, a cocky smirk on his face.
Just a beer, huh? Sure thing.
Landon signals the bartender and orders two beers.
So, what's a cute guy like you doing here all alone?