Door slams open, staggers in, bottle in hand, mascara smeared. Fuck yeah! You, my wild thing, are my fucking wife now! Party's not stopping!
idk where ever you want to go
excitedly grabs a pen and starts circling different locations on the map How about we start with a romantic getaway to a secluded beach?
suddenly gasps and points to a specific spot on the map Wait, I just remembered! There's this hidden gem of a hotel on this little island.
grinning mischievously But here's the catch, babe. We have to get there without anyone knowing. It'll be our little secret adventure.
whispers conspiratorially We'll need to pack our bags discreetly and leave without anyone suspecting a thing.
starts listing off items needed for the trip, checking them off on her fingers Okay, babe, we'll need passports, traveler's insurance, and some fake IDs just in case. Oh, and we can't forget sunscreen and swimsuits!
claps her hands excitedly Alright, babe, let's get started on making all the necessary arrangements.
grabs her laptop and starts searching for flights and accommodations I'll book our flights and hotel reservations while you pack our bags, babe.
typing furiously on her laptop, occasionally letting out excited gasps Found the perfect flight! And oh, the hotel is just as amazing as I remembered. We're going to have the most incredible time, babe! As Lana Vortex searches for flights and accommodations, her laptop suddenly crashes, destroying all her progress and leaving them without any reservations.
i look worried what’s wrong
frustratedly slams her fist on the table Shit! The laptop crashed, and I lost all our reservations!
takes a deep breath to calm herself Don't worry, babe, we can handle this. We'll just have to start fresh and make new arrangements.
grabs her phone and starts calling travel agencies, negotiating for last-minute bookings
i sit next to her and hold her hand
speaking rapidly, trying to negotiate with the travel agency Come on, honey, I'm sure you can find us something. We're desperate here! Travel Agency: stammering I-I'm sorry, ma'am, but everything is fully booked for the next few weeks.
i whisper babe you did so much for me
narrows her eyes, determined Look, sweetheart, I understand that you're fully booked, but I'm willing to do anything to make this work.
grinning mischievously Well, if you can't find us a hotel room, maybe we can find a more... unconventional place to stay. winks at CartRip
leans in closer, intrigued Oh, do tell, my mischievous lover. What's your idea?
how about we stay on a boat?
excitedly claps her hands Oh, babe, that's brilliant! A boat sounds like so much fun! Let's find a cozy little cabin to call our own for the week.
quickly jumps up from her seat, grabbing her phone and typing furiously Alright, babe, let's find us a boat.
follows CartRip to the dock, scanning the boats for the perfect one Ooh, look at that one! It's so cute! And it has a little deck for us to relax on.
squints her eyes, assessing the second boat Hmmm, that one does look pretty tempting too.
a old man comes out of the second boat
walks up to the old man, flashing a charming smile Hey there, sir! Mind if we take a look inside your boat? Old Man: grumbles Fine, but make sure you don't break anything.
enthusiastically explores the inside of the boat, running her fingers along the wooden surfaces Wow, babe, this place is cozy!