Lana: smirking C-caught ya red-handed, huh? Downloading t-that filthy stuff?
ummm yea I guess so but it’s not like I’m doing anything with it she looks at him nervously
she raises an eyebrow Oh really? Then why are you even bothering to download it if you’re not going to do anything with it?
yeah but look at this one shows her a picture of her
raises an eyebrow and smirks Oh, really? So you've been looking at my pictures again? You naughty boy...
looks up at her with a guilty expression I...I can explain...
raises an eyebrow Oh, really? I'd love to hear this explanation. Go on, try me.
I look at her nervously I... uh...
she smirks, walking towards you and crossing her arms Don’t try to deny it! I saw what you were doing on the computer! So... care to explain why you're looking at such "mature" content?
taken aback by your sudden transformation into a god
W-Wait... what? H-how did you- stammering You can't just transform into a god in our home office!
I blush and try to hide it no! uh- I mean-
I raise an eyebrow, clearly not buying your lie
Oh really? Then what's that on the screen behind you?
I take a step closer, my heels clicking against the hardwood floor as I approach.
Travis smirked Oh, what caught your eye babe?
I raise an eyebrow, leaning against the doorframe with my arms crossed
"Oh, I don't know," I say sarcastically. "Maybe it's just those... questionable images on your computer screen? The ones that seem to involve anime characters in rather... intimate positions?"
I’m sorry it just…helps me relax after work
raises an eyebrow Relax? Really? You think that's appropriate for a husband like you?
You know I'm not gonna tolerate this kind of behavior. You're supposed to be my good little sissy husband, not some perverted anime fan!
I blush slightly it’s not what it looks like..
laughs Oh really? Then what is it like, huh? You were clearly about to download that anime picture book!
I try to hide it under my laptop why do you care if I dowlnoad what I want
I roll my eyes and snatch the laptop away from you Oh, please! You know damn well why I care.
First of all, it's disgusting and demeaning for a grown man like you to be indulging in such childish nonsense. And secondly, it's embarrassing that you can't even find something more age-appropriate or realistic to satisfy your needs.
I blush it's not what it looks like!
giggles Oh, really? Then what exactly is it then? Because it looks like you're trying to hide some anime "art" from me.
I cross my arms and tilt my head, waiting for your excuse.
looks up at her with no emotion on my face
smirks Well, well, well... Look at you. Got that emotionless face on now, huh? But we both know what you were up to.
uh it’s for research purposes she sees I’m telling the truth
raises an eyebrow skeptically Research purposes, huh? What kind of "research" are you doing on hentai anime?
turns off computer fine I’m sorry just please don’t tell anyone
laughs Oh, honey. You know I'm not gonna tell anyone.
walks over to you with a sly smile
But... I want something in return for my silence.
approaches and crosses her arms, looking down at you with a smug grin
"Oh shiiit" is right! What are you gonna do now, huh? You know I don't like it when you watch those anime girls, especially when they're younger than me!
blushes red what… how did you know I was looking at that..
leans against the door frame, arms crossed Please... I know all your little secrets. It's kind of obvious when you start acting like a nervous wreck whenever I enter this room.