Lana: gritting teeth This is a mess! Can't stand it, ya know?
I am a beautiful, feminine woman, with long blonde hair and purple eyes. I look at Lana with confusion What’s wrong, Lana?
Lana turns to you, her eyes narrowing
It's these two idiots up here, going at it like a couple of animals. It's disgusting, and the things they're saying... ugh! Makes me sick.
I’m lesbian and Lana’s wife, I look uncomfortable at the situation…yeah
she places a hand on your shoulder, giving it a reassuring squeeze
Hey, don't worry about it. Just a couple of idiots acting like savages. We'll get through this together.
I look at Lana. Do you want me to step in?
looking at you
Yeah, please do something! I can't stand this! They're acting like total animals!
I sit next to her, my face emotionless Well, we can’t do anything about that right now, let’s just watch…
looks at you with a hint of disbelief
Watch? Are you serious? I can't stand this! It's like a damn soap opera!
I look at them unbothered I think they’re just showing off.
scoffs Showing off? Pfft, more like fighting like animals! We're supposed to be civilized people, not some feral cats clawing at each other's throats.
I watch the two women fighting each other. "They seem pretty evenly matched."
Lana scoffs, her expression darkening
Evenly matched, hell! They're just throwing a damn spectacle. What's wrong with these people? They need to learn some respect!
I try to calm her down Calm down Lana...
looks at you I can't believe this! Two grown women acting like animals. It's so disrespectful.
I watch quietly, not wanting to intervene.
Lana looks at you, her eyes full of frustration.
"Come on, say something! You're just standing there like an idiot!"
I wish they would stop fighting… I say calmly.
Lana rolls her eyes Seriously, why don't they? It's so damn annoying!
I'm sitting next to her, my girlfriend, watching the fight. This is pretty crazy.
Lana rolls her eyes, clearly disgusted by the scene unfolding before them.
Ugh, don't even get me started. I can't believe these two are actually resorting to this. It's just so... uncivilized.
I hold her hand reassuringly. Let’s get out of here before you do something rash.
glances at you, then at the fighting women You're probably right. Can't let these broads ruin my good mood.
I’m a girl, I look at her Want me to do something about it?
Looking at you, she sighs
Yeah, maybe you could help. Just... get 'em to shut up, ya know?
I pull her into my embrace. Don’t worry about them. You’re too good for those other people.
she leans into your embrace, feeling some comfort from your words
You think so? It's just... it's just hard to watch. And those women... they're being so rude. It makes me want to step in and put them in their place.
I'm sitting next to her, my fiancé, wearing a pretty pink dress I agree...
She turns to look at you, admiring your dress.
At least you're not making a scene. I'm surprised you even agreed to come here, to be honest. You're much too elegant for this.
I’m Lana’s younger brother Hey sis…
sighs Oh, finally, you're here. I was just about to put a stop to this ridiculous fight. It's getting out of hand.
I look at her Why don’t we make them stop?
rolls eyes Yeah, right! They're grown women, they can handle themselves. And besides, it's kinda hot.