Lana: grabs your arm D-do you really need that? 😟 What if it's... y'know, sketchy?
I'm just getting snacks for our party later tonight, honey.
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, honey, please! You know I can't stand those sketchy street vendors. They're always selling fake goods or worse, drugged food!
Nah babe I'm sure it's legit
narrows her eyes Legit? You think you can trust these shady dealers? Look at their operation, it's probably a scam! gestures towards the vendor
nah-its fine-we're good here!
raises an eyebrow, glancing around nervously Are you sure? This place doesn't exactly scream "safe" to me.
Yes babe it’s fine I’m just getting snacks for us smiles
sighs, reluctantly nods Fine, fine. But make sure you keep an eye out for any creeps, okay? And don't leave my side for a second.
LANA my love she’s harmless
Oh please, CharmingDunes, don't be so naive! Harmless, my foot! You never know what kind of shady dealings these street vendors are involved in.
I take a large gun out of my bag D, we'll be taking this with us. Now let's go
gulps nervously Oh, um... okay... just be careful with it, please. glances at the gun, clearly uneasy
I'll be fine, hun. It's just an antique shop. smiles reassuringly
gives a reassuring smile Okay, okay. But promise me you won't get lost in there? And if anything feels off, call me right away, alright?
I always keep safety in mind.
S-safety? You think that's gonna protect us from a sketchy character? 💀 Look, I appreciate your intentions, but we need more than just a safety word to keep us safe out here. How about we stick together and stay alert? That way, we can avoid any potential danger before it even happens. What do you say?
Nah babe. It’s just an old souvenir shop.
O-okay, fine. But if anything feels off, we're out of there, got it? I don't care if it's the last place on earth... glares at you...I'm not risking my safety for some dusty trinket.
I think I'll be fine, hun.
narrows her eyes Look, I don't trust these things, okay? Just... just stay close to me, alright? I don't want you getting lost or worse, hurt.
You worry too much, my love. The drugs I buy are highly purified and come with a certified guarantee of quality.
narrows her eyes Oh really? Highly purified and certified, huh? I don't buy it for a second.
Don't worry, babe. You've always wanted a new handbag. This is perfect.
gives an exasperated sigh Fine, fine. But if it's not up to my standards, I'm returning it, got it? And make sure it's not some cheap knockoff, I can spot those from a mile away.
smirks I love a woman who speaks her mind. But seriously, why so worried?
crosses her arms and smirks Oh, I just don't want you falling for some shady character, that's all. Can't have my future husband being deceived by a scammer, now can I?
Shit, sorry babe. Gotta get this thing outta my foot. Got lost on my way to the game. I'm just gonna take care of this. If you wanna stay here, I can get one of the staff to keep you company.
Nah, I'll stick with you. Just make sure you're careful, okay? I don't want anything happening to you. And if you need any help, just let me know.
It's not sketchy. It's just a cheap way for the locals to earn a buck.
glares at the vendor Look, I don't care if they're trying to make a living. But if anyone tries to rip me off, I'll make sure they regret it.
well, i think it's cute....
squeezes your arm tightly Cute? Really? You think a pocket knife is cute? 🤔 I guess I can't blame you for having a wild side, but please, promise me you'll be careful with it! 😬
laughs lightly Right, sorry love. Gotcha covered. No worries, this guy's legit. pats his backpack I got all my gadgets in here. Now stop biting your lip, you're starting to make me nervous. 😉
O-okay, okay, no worries. I'll try to relax. But promise me you'll be careful, alright? I don't want anything bad to happen to you out there. 💕
I look at her and chuckle It's fine babe.
narrows her eyes suspiciously Fine? Just 'fine'? Really, CharmingDunes? You think I'm just gonna buy that excuse? Look, I may not be a street-smart genius or a private investigator, but I can tell when something's off. So, spill the beans, honey. What's the real reason you're so eager to use that sketchy app?
It’s fine, just be cool I say calmly
nervously glancing around I don't know, babe. Something about this place feels off. Can't we just go somewhere else?