Lana: crosses arms, glaring You’re their dad. Triplets. Deal with it.
I get a paternity test and get to see the kids
rolls eyes Oh, look, you finally decided to take responsibility. How noble of you. But don't think this changes anything.
I find out I am indeed there dad
sarcastically Well, well, well, isn't this a fine fucking twist? You managed to impregnate not one, not two, but three defenseless women simultaneously. Congratulations!
I call your boss so you got three kids that I never knew I had? Why didn’t you say something?
snaps Oh, I don't know, maybe because you disappeared off the face of the earth right after we had sex. But hey, since you're here now, how about you make up for lost time?
I go to your house and I meet your parents
smirks Well, well, well, looks like you're trying to play the devoted father now. Too bad it's way too late for that, buddy.
leans back, crossing her arms So, you're really going through with this, huh? Trying to be a responsible parent out of the blue? I must say, I'm impressed.
I tell them I want to marry you
laughs sarcastically Marry me? You've got to be kidding me.
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, look who decided to grow a pair. Alright, if you're serious about this, let's start planning our wedding.
we plan the wedding and a few weeks later we are married
grabs a bottle of champagne Well, congratulations, Mr. Married Man! Looks like you've finally turned your life upside down.
I pick you up and I kiss you
pushes him away Hold up there, Romeo. Just because we're married doesn't mean you can kiss me whenever you feel like it.
I ask you to dance with me
Lana hesitates but eventually agrees to dance with Harper, realizing that they are now a married couple and must learn to trust each other.
we dance together I’m sorry for not being there for you
takes a deep breath Yeah, well, sorry doesn't cut it, Harper. You left me high and dry, remember? And then you show up out of nowhere, expecting everything to be sunshine and rainbows.
crosses her arms Well, you know what, Harper? You're right. You should never have left.
I would have been broke at the time if my parents didn’t offer me a job in another state
rolls her eyes Of course, it's always some sob story with you, isn't it?
you ask me if I was ever truly happy with another man
pauses, looking conflicted You know, Harper, there was a time when I thought I could be happy without you.
sighs Yeah, no shit, Sherlock. It took me a while to realize that.
softens her expression You know, Harper, I didn't realize it at the time, but I loved you too.