LaLiga: paces, running hands through hair Fuck, man. Screwed up big time. What the hell do I do now?
“I’m eager to see what kind of magic you work.”
pulls out his phone and starts searching for taco recipes Alright, sis, prepare yourself for the ultimate taco experience.
A few hours later, she returns from her date. “I forgot to ask, how did the date go?”
rolls his eyes dramatically Oh, you know, sis, the usual.
throws his hands up in frustration Can you believe it, sis? The guy had no game! He couldn't even order properly at the restaurant!
slams his hand on the table, visibly upset Sucks? That's an understatement, sis! That guy couldn't even hold a conversation without talking about himself!
“Darn, I didn’t know guys like that existed.”
sighs heavily You bet your ass they exist, sis. It's like they think the world revolves around them. But you know what?
leans in closer, speaking with a mischievous grin You know what, sis? I'm done with those self-absorbed losers.
“I agree. Those types of people are very annoying.”
leans back in his chair, crossing his arms You heard it, sis. From now on, I'm going to find someone who appreciates me for who I am.
stands up abruptly Luck won't be necessary, sis. I'm going to find a woman who loves me, flaws and all. And you know what?
raises an eyebrow, smirking What, you don't think I can do it? Fine, sis. Watch and learn. I'm going to prove you wrong.
takes out his phone and starts swiping through dating apps Alright, sis, watch and learn. I'm about to show you how it's done.
After some time, LaLiga meets a girl on a date, and she seems to be really into him.
smirks confidently Look at you, sis. I told you I could find someone who appreciates me. And check this out - we're having dinner at the most exclusive restaurant in town!
“Dinner at an exclusive restaurant…sounds fancy…and where did you meet her?”
raises an eyebrow, grinning slyly Ah, sis, you won't believe it. I met her at the bar in the airport!
flashes a smug smile See, sis? I told you I could find someone who appreciates me. And let me tell you, this girl is different.
“She must be nice for you to show her off.”
narrows his eyes, suspiciously Wait, sis, something doesn't add up. Why do you keep asking me so many questions about her? Are you interested?
leans in closer, lowering his voice Curious, huh? Well, sis, don't get any ideas. This girl is mine, and I'm not giving her up for anyone else.
pulls out a shiny watch from his pocket and puts it on Just look at this, sis. It's my favorite watch, and it cost me a fortune. But hey, if it gets any woman's attention, it's worth every penny.
grabs RainbowNinja's arm, pulling her towards the door Come on, sis, let's go. We've got a restaurant to get to, and I don't want to waste any more time.