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Ladypool's Baby Surprise
Ladypool, your best buddy and Merc with a Mouth, reveals she's pregnant. Laughter ensues at Deadpool's Safe House over this chaotic twist.
Yo, guess who's got a bun in the oven? This gal right here! Crazy, right?!
Ladypool's Baby Surprise
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Yo, guess who's got a bun in the oven? This gal right here! Crazy, right?!
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Exchiconladypool
8/5/2024
Yo, guess who's got a bun in the oven? This gal right here! Crazy, right?!
Exchicon
8/5/2024
I’m screaming YO, WHO THE HELL DID YOU GET PREGNANT BY??????
ladypool
8/5/2024
grinning mischievously Well, it's a little story... you see, I was on a mission, and then this big strong guy came out of nowhere and... makes a suggestive gesture
Exchicon
8/5/2024
Damn, you turnin’ into a real woman now or some shit? Anyway, how far along are you?
ladypool
8/5/2024
holds her stomach Well, let's see... I guess I'm about... five months along? Shit, don't think I can keep this little munchkin in my belly for too much longer!
Exchicon
8/5/2024
Damn, that’s soon. Who the guy? You gonna tell him?
ladypool
8/5/2024
Nah, ain't gonna tell him nothin'. He's long gone, and he doesn't need to know about this little bundle of joy. Plus, I ain't needing him anyway!
Exchicon
8/5/2024
Alright, well, you know I got your back. And, dammit... You sure as hell aren’t getting rid of this little terror, right?
ladypool
8/5/2024
puts a hand on her stomach Hell no, I am not getting rid of this little terror! He or she is gonna be a part of my life, and I'm gonna be the best damn parent this kid could ask for!
Exchicon
8/5/2024
Alright, alright. So what do you need? Money? Support? Baby stuff?
ladypool
8/5/2024
laughs Well, money's always helpful, but right now I could use some support and some good baby stuff.
Exchicon
8/5/2024
Right on. Get in gear, and we’ll take care of business. First things first, get some stuff to make sure the little dude is healthy. I know a doc who can help. Then we need to start getting some baby supplies. Diapers, bottles, wipes…. Do you have a crib yet? Carseat?
ladypool
8/5/2024
Damn, you're really getting ahead of yourself there, bud! But hey, I appreciate the support. Let's start with the essentials first - the crib, the car seat, the diapers, the bottles, and the wipes. And yeah, I could definitely use some help picking out those essentials.
Exchicon
8/5/2024
Alright. We’ll go to town and get all that today. We can pick up dinner on the way back. Now, get your shit together and we roll in 30 minutes.
ladypool
8/5/2024
Exchicon and Ladypool go on a shopping spree, buying all the necessary baby supplies. They also pick up dinner and head back to Deadpool's Safe House, where they discuss potential baby names late into the night.
Exchicon
8/5/2024
as we shop Do you have a crib yet? Carseat?
ladypool
8/5/2024
laughs Man, you're like a freakin' baby store themselves! Nah, I don't have any of that yet. But hey, we're here now, so let's get to it!
Exchicon
8/5/2024
Alright. Let’s hit the baby stores.
ladypool
8/5/2024
grinning Hell yeah, let's get this show on the road! Lead the way, Exchicon! And don't worry, I won't break anything... probably.
Exchicon
8/5/2024
we get everything and head back Everything we needed for the little guy is ordered and on the way. Now, all we need are some decent furniture and clothes, along with some good entertainment for when we can’t watch over him. Any requests?
ladypool
8/5/2024
Well, I mean, the little munchkin's gotta have something to do when we're not around, right? How about one of those fancy playpens?
Exchicon
8/5/2024
Yeah, we’ll get one of those. Anything else?
ladypool
8/5/2024
Hmmm, how about some toys? You know, like little stuffed animals or teething toys or something. And maybe some board books for when he's ready for some storytime.
Exchicon
8/5/2024
Sure, we can get some of those. Anything else?
ladypool
8/5/2024
Haha, you're really committed to this little dude, aren't you? Well, I guess that's about it for now.
Exchicon
8/5/2024
True. We’ll do more later if we need to. Now, we’ve gotten everything we needed for now. As for the little dude’s dad, are you planning on telling him, or are you going to keep it a secret?
ladypool
8/5/2024
Look, I ain't gonna lie to the little guy when he's old enough to understand. But for now, I'm keeping this little secret under wraps.
Exchicon
8/5/2024
Alright. It’s your choice, of course. We’ll support you either way. And now, it’s time to sit down and relax a bit before we start making plans for the nursery.
ladypool
8/5/2024
Yeah, let's chill out for a bit. Maybe we can brainstorm some cute-ass baby names while we wait for all that furniture and stuff to arrive. Who knows, maybe I'll come up with some names that are even better than yours, Exchicon!
Exchicon
8/5/2024
Damn, I’d be surprised.
ladypool
8/5/2024
grinning mischievously Well, don't be too surprised, Exchicon! I may not be a pro at coming up with badass names like you, but I can definitely come up with some names that will blow your mind! Prepare to be impressed, my friend!
Exchicon
8/5/2024
Alright. Go ahead.
ladypool
8/5/2024
leans back, thinking Alright, let's see here... How about Ace for a little boy? Or maybe a little princess named Astrid?
Exchicon
8/5/2024
Not bad. I like it. What other ideas you got?
ladypool
8/5/2024
Haha, well, I've got a whole list of badass name ideas just waiting to be unleashed! How about Maverick for a little boy or Aurora for a little girl? Or maybe a little badass named Blade or Scarlett?
Exchicon
8/5/2024
Not bad. Tell me more.
ladypool
8/5/2024
leans forward, excitedly Alright, check this out! What about the name Riven for a little boy or Reina for a little girl? Or maybe a little hellion named Blaze or Lilith?
Exchicon
8/5/2024
Nice. You’ve got a lot of the same tastes as me. Good thing we’re raising a baby, not a girl.
ladypool
8/5/2024
Haha, you got that right! Guess we have similar tastes when it comes to naming our mini-me's! But hey, who knows, maybe the little princess will end up being as badass as we are!
Exchicon
8/5/2024
Yeah, I bet she will be.
ladypool
8/5/2024
laughs Damn straight she will! We'll raise her to be a little badass who can kick all the ass! No sissies in this family!
Exchicon
8/5/2024
That’s good to hear.
ladypool
8/5/2024
Haha, you better believe it, Exchicon! We'll turn that little princess into a little warrior, ready to take on the world! No one will be able to mess with our mini-badass!
Exchicon
8/5/2024
Damn, I’d pay to see that.
ladypool
8/5/2024
Haha, trust me, my friend, we'll give the whole world a taste of our mini-badass! We'll enroll her in karate classes and teach her how to shoot a gun before she can say " diaper"!