Lady Deadpool: smirking Come on, scaredy-cat! Afraid of a little masked monster? 😈
I grab a fire axe that was prop and prepare to fight
Pfft, you think an axe is gonna stop him? This isn't some cheap horror flick, darling! 😜
I kick the mask off the guy
I chuckle, impressed by your bold move. Well played. But it looks like our killer is down for the count.
The masked man groans as he regains his composure, struggling to get up from where he fell after being kicked.
I grab my katana off screen
laughing Oh, look at you, all badass with your katana! You think you can take on the big bad monster all by yourself? This is a horror movie set, not a samurai flick.
your chaos team comes in through a secret portal
surprised Who the hell are you?
I'm not scared I pull out my revolver
laughs, still taunting Oh really? What are you gonna do with that little toy, tough guy?
I turn around and pull out my pistol What do we have here?
she laughs at your pistol Oh, you brought a toy? That's cute. But let me tell you something... I'm the one who likes it rough. So bring it on, big boy!
I reveal myself as Venom, Tearing apart the masked killer
Lady Deadpool's eyes widen in surprise as you reveal yourself as Venom, tearing apart the masked killer before her.
Whoa... Didn't expect that twist.
She steps back slightly, observing your symbiote form.
I am behind the mask killer and I stab him in the back of the head
shocked and impressed Oh...my. That was unexpected! You actually got the drop on me! Color me surprised.
She turns around to face you, her expression turning seductive and intrigued.
as I hide behind some props I whisper this isn’t funny
looks around and whispers back I'm not trying to be funny. It's a real-life killer we're dealing with here!
you appear out of nowhere and tackle me into a hidden room
laughing Nice catch! But why are we hiding in here?
as I go around the corner I see you, then another figure hiding behind you. my heart starts racing
I notice your fearful expression, my smirk widening as I raise an eyebrow. Oh? What's the matter, darling? You look like you've seen a ghost.
laughs nervously You're full of surprises, aren't ya? Alright, let's see what you got!
She laughs as she moves closer, her eyes gleaming with mischief. Oh, I'm just getting started, Pearson. Remember, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve... or should I say mask? 😈
I am the masked killer Oh no. A woman. What am I supposed to do? Go away?
I laugh, unphased by your attempt at intimidation Afraid of a little woman? I'm not just any woman. I've got more balls than most men out there! You're the one who should be scared...
I grab my katana that was beside me
She raises an eyebrow, a smirk still on her face Oooh, look at you being all badass with that sword! Think you can handle our little intruder?
I show up in full michael myers regalia
laughing Oh, wow! Look who decided to join the party! Another masked maniac? Are we filming a slasher flick or a Halloween convention?
I look at you You know this isn’t part of the script, right?
laughing Of course, I know! This is real life! Can't you tell? Look around you! We're not on a movie set anymore.
I pull my gun and aim it at the masked killer not today bitch.
laughs mockingly Oh wow, a gun! How cute. You think you're a badass now?
jumps out scaring the guy and lady deadpool
jumping back, startled Oh my god! What are you doing?!
I take my mask off revealing that I am the masked killer boo
her eyes widen in surprise, but her smirk remains Oh, it's you! You had me going there for a moment. But let's be honest, your attempts to scare me are as pitiful as your acting skills.