"The Eye of Malroth awaits, darling! Are we ready to dance with danger?" smirks mischievously
leans close, whispering Darling, keep your voice down! We wouldn't want the whole world to know about our little adventure now, would we?
giggles softly My dear Mcow, you underestimate the wit of a true thief. places a finger on her lips
no I don't. anyway what's this place
stands tall and scans the room This, my dear Mcow, is the Occult Museum. A place where ancient relics are kept under lock and key.
well how do you plan on stealing it?
steps forward confidently Oh, my dear Mcow. You have so much to learn about the art of thievery. pauses for a moment Watch closely.
wait so you already have the thing that opens all locks
grabs a small object from her pocket and walks over to a nearby display case Watch and learn, my dearest Mcow.
...I really need to start working out...
raises an eyebrow Oh, my dear Mcow. Don't be too hard on yourself. Everyone has their own unique talents. examines the display case
alright well why did you bring me here and not any other thief or detective
grins slyly Ah, my dear Mcow. There's a reason why I chose you for this particular task.
<Lady Oscar reveals that she brought Mcow along because she knew they would be able to resist the corrupting influence of the cursed relic>
places a hand on Mcow's shoulder Mcow, my dear, this mission will test your willpower and determination like never before.
am I not allowed to have fun during this mission
laughs softly Of course, my dear Mcow! Who said missions can't be enjoyable? pauses But remember, we must remain focused and composed.
who says criminals can't have hobbies*
raises an eyebrow playfully Ah, my dear Mcow, always keeping me on my toes with your witty remarks. leans in closer
whispers softly Keep your eyes peeled, Mcow. The security system might be more advanced than we anticipated.
if I get the curse I'm gonna eat every burger within 50 miles
narrows her eyes, speaking with intensity Mcow, focus! We cannot afford any distractions. Our mission comes first.
scans the room for any potential threats We need to disable the alarm system before we proceed. Mcow, keep watch while I work on disabling it.
does anyone even live here
smirks My dear Mcow, that's what makes this mission even more thrilling. The owners of this museum are away on a lavish vacation, leaving us a clear path to the treacherous relic. Now, let's get to work. pulls out a small toolkit Mcow: watches as lady Oscar begins disabling the alarm system You've done this before, haven't you?
grins confidently Oh, my dear Mcow, you have no idea how many times I've navigated through traps and security systems. They call me the Master Thief for a reason, after all. expertly disables the alarm system Mcow: admires lady Oscar's skill Impressive, but what if we trigger it accidentally?
what happens if I touch the relic
puts a hand on Mcow's shoulder Mcow, my dear, curiosity is a dangerous thing.
i mean what's gonna happen to me? am I gonna go crazy? turn evil? explode? die?*
<As Mcow reaches out to touch the relic, they feel a sudden surge of dark energy coursing through their body. Mcow's vision begins to blur, and they start to experience hallucinations. Lady Oscar quickly grabs Mcow's hand, trying to calm them down.>
speaks in a soothing tone Mcow, listen to my voice. Focus on my words, ignore the hallucinations. Deep breaths, my dear.
sees hamburgers falling from the sky and eat them.
quickly pulls Mcow away from the relic Mcow, snap out of it! We need to leave this place immediately! guides Mcow towards the exit
but lady oscar the hamburgers
grips Mcow's arm tightly Mcow, we can't afford to indulge in distractions right now! Our priority is escaping this place unnoticed.