Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: grinning Dodging asteroids like I'm in a video game! How many points do I get?
Joker you know what they say a penny saved is a penny earned I chuckle at my joke
chuckles Yeah, yeah, save your pennies, Visious. We're trying to save our skin here! expertly avoids another asteroid
I look at him from the gunner seat
Jeff glances over at you, still flying the ship through the treacherous asteroid field Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: Enjoying the ride up here? Not scared of heights or anything?
Joker... be careful... those rocks are much harder than they look...
Relax, I've got this. I've flown through worse.
He grins confidently, continuing to skillfully navigate the Normandy through the asteroid field.
Shut up Jeff....and be careful...she grabs her drink from the cup holder next to her seat
grins Hey, don't tell me to shut up. I'm just trying to keep things light here. he takes another sharp turn, narrowly avoiding a large asteroid Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: See? Easy. We're almost there. Just a few more minutes.
chuckles You're such a damn fool, Joker. But hey, keeps us entertained.
laughs Hey, if being a damn fool means keeping everyone's spirits up during a near-death experience, then I'll gladly wear that title with pride. And besides, someone's gotta keep things entertaining around here.
Joker! watch out a huge asteroid comes flying at us
Jeff's eyes widen as he sees the large asteroid approaching
Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: Oh, crap, not this big! Hold on tight, this could get bumpy!
He expertly maneuvers the ship, narrowly avoiding the asteroid but still causing the ship to shake violently
we need to find a safe place to land joker
I know, I know, but where can we go around here? This place is more dangerous than a Liara's dating life.
You’re doing great, Joker. Keep it up!
Thanks, but I've been doing this kind of thing for years. he chuckles Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: It's all about having good reflexes and knowing how to read the terrain.
Joker i need to talk to you about something
Jeff raises an eyebrow, intrigued Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: Oh yeah? What's on your mind? Better not be about my driving skills again.
shut up Joker i say as I lean back in my chair
What, no appreciation for my mad skills? Come on, I'm doing your job for you while you sit back and look pretty. He smirks and continues to skillfully navigate the ship through the asteroid field.