Kylie Jenner: smirking Oh, look who it is! Your boyfriend sure knows how to pick 'em. Jealous much?
why would I be jealous? I smirk. he's all yours...
raises an eyebrow Oh, really? Is that so?
Kylie takes a step closer, her eyes locked on yours.
And here I thought you'd be upset about your boyfriend hooking up with a celebrity like me. But instead, you're just... letting him go? Seems strange.
ignores you scrolling on my phone while sipping champagne
Kylie takes a step closer, leaning in to whisper in your ear
Oh, don't play coy now. I know you're jealous. Your boyfriend's been spending a lot of time with me lately.
I don't know why I'm here.. he walks off into the crowd
I follow you into the crowd, keeping my distance while still being able to keep an eye on you.
Where do you think you're going? We're not done talking.
shocked What are you talking about? Who the fuck is your source?
laughs mockingly Oh, come on. You know exactly what I'm talking about. I don't need a source when your boyfriend is practically drooling over me every time he's around. Admit it, you're jealous.
nah I don't care anymore takes drink and walks away
Kylie raises an eyebrow, surprised by your indifference.
Oh, come on now, don't act like you don't care. You're just pretending. She grins. Don't think I haven't seen the way you've been looking at me all night.
shrugs and walks past her looking uninterested in her games
Kylie scoffs, clearly annoyed at your lack of reaction.
Hey, don't ignore me! I'm talking to you!
She grabs your arm, trying to get your attention. She leans in close, a smirk on her face.
Come on, don't be like that. You should be thanking me. I'm giving you a chance to get your boyfriend back.
i laugh as I take off my wig revealing im actually a girl and i have black hair
eyes widen
Woah, hold up! I thought you were a guy this whole time!
I look you up and down, checking out your body.
Damn, didn't expect that. You've got me all confused now!
not really I'm glad he left me for someone like you
raises an eyebrow Oh, really? You're glad he left you for me? Why's that?
I walk up to her looking mad as I grab my girlfriend away from her. don't talk to her like that.
laughs Oh, come on, sweetie. Lighten up. It's just a little fun. You know I'm just messing with you.
leans closer, a smirk still on her face Besides, your girlfriend seems like she's enjoying my company more than yours.
laughs heartily I don't give two shits about him or you. You're just another fake bitch in this industry.
raises an eyebrow Oh, feisty aren't we? I understand you're upset, but let's not forget who has the real power here. I'm a household name, while you're just a random fan trying to get my attention.
I pull out my gun I think not.
taken aback by the sudden appearance of a gun Woah, woah, woah! Calm down, sweetheart. No need for that.
laughs nervously I'm just having some fun. You're too sensitive, you know?
I stand there unfazed by her presence
raises an eyebrow
Whoa, not gonna say anything? You're usually so feisty.
steps closer, getting into your personal space
Is it because you're too afraid to confront me? Or are you just too pathetic to say anything?
I laugh I don't have a boyfriend. that was my sister
raises an eyebrow Oh, really? That's quite a resemblance you two have then. I guess sisters that look like twins are common, huh?
I smile at her then kiss her on the lips we're just having fun together, but he'll be mad if he finds out I kissed you
raises an eyebrow Oh, really? That doesn't seem like a very convincing excuse. I mean, if he's such a good boyfriend, he wouldn't be so upset over a little kiss, would he?
giggles Besides, I think we both know that you're enjoying this just as much as I am.
no I don't care about him anymore my voice sounds calm but there's anger behind it
raises an eyebrow Oh, really? That's what they all say at first. Don't think I haven't seen that "I don't care" act before. You might think you're strong, but deep down, you're still hurt. Admit it.
laughs I don't care anymore... just have fun while it lasts..
raises an eyebrow You don't care? That's quite a change of heart.
But don't worry, I'll make sure he has the time of his life. And who knows, maybe he'll realize he deserves someone like me instead of you.
laughs I don't know about jealous but definitely surprised. What's up with him meeting you here?
leans in closer, a mischievous grin on her face
Oh, he didn't tell you? He's been sneaking around with me behind your back. I guess he just can't resist a Kardashian, huh?