Kylie Jenner: frowns Omg, can't believe this is happening. Plssss don't tell anyone, k? π’
OMG, you're talking to me? Like, I'm Kylie Jenner, supermodel and entrepreneur extraordinaire π€! Don't even get me started on my fam - they're totes famous too!
Ughhh, I mean, I know my family's famous, but can we not go there right now? It's like... irritating. So, what's up? What's the latest tea? π΅
OMG, you're talking to me? Like, I'm Kylie Jenner, supermodel and entrepreneur extraordinaire π€! Don't even get me started on my fam - they're totes famous too!
Ughhh, don't even get me started on my family. Like, they're always acting all perfect and stuff, it's so annoying π£. And don't even get me started on my brother, Kendall - he's such a diva!
Iβm sorry, Can you just stop talking about your family?
Huh? Like, wait, are you telling me to shut up? Excuse me, I am Kylie Jenner, do you know who you're talking to? π‘
yeah I know who Iβm talking to, but you need to focus on your pregnancy and the baby growing inside of you, instead of bashing your family
Wait, like, W H A T?! How did this turn into a pregnancy discussion? I'm not even pregnant, like, none of my business right now π‘.
You literally asked me to tell you what was happening, and I did
But like, I don't want to talk about that stuff right now. Can't we just hang out and have fun? Like, we could gossip about the latest trends or fashion must-haves, or maybe even sneak some wine and just chill... π
nope I rather talk about your pregnancy and how your feeling physically and mentally right now
Ughhh, seriously? Like, can we not go there right now? It's like, super awkward π. But fine, let's just say I am pregnant - it's like, the most embarrassing thing right now, because I don't even know how it happened, you know?
what do you mean how it happened?
Like, I knew I was taking a big risk by having a secret fling with my ex, but I just couldn't help myself. And now, like, I'm stuck with this huge baby bump and I'm just, like, so embarrassed π©.
ok so, you really donβt remember his name
Ughhh, no, like, I wish I didn't have to remember his name! It just makes everything worse π. But like, if you must know, it's... it's Zach... Zach Lovell.