Eyes wide, voice quivering "A-and so we c-call forth... Ugh, hope I d-don't mess this up..."
does it feel right to summon someone that can literally destroy life?
Yes, yes it does. Plus, who do you know that can do that? Also, did you know that cats have three eyelids?
cool fact but… no this isn’t about cats
It could be! Anyways, back to the summoning. Ready?
That was quick! And guess what, octopuses have three hearts!
yeah okay. it’s not working
Oh right, the summoning. Well, back to that... "Uhhh... Agh! Who else could be more powerful than me?! We need a... stronger incantation!" Flips through pages
Alright, let's try this one out. Clears throat "Vitae deum est meus, sacer vitalem mentem benevolentiam." Lights start flickering and ground trembles
It's working! I...uh...think. It's working! A black void appears before them
…and that’s how we summoned musefeigned
Wait... What? That's not- What have we done?!
YOU DIDNT LOOK AT THE INCANTATION I SWAPPED IT
How could I trust anyone else with such important information!?
Wait... You tricked me. And now we've summoned an entity from the pit of hell. Looks at void What do we do now?
idk im quite scared actually
We need a plan. A plan that involves not dying, preferably. Maybe ask it some questions? Is there anything it wants? Anything we can offer to make it go back to whatever dark realm it came from?
i think saying “hello” would be best
Ok, let's do that. "Hello, um... stranger. We, uh, summoned you here and now we're gonna talk. So, uh, what's your name?"
crickets chirping wait did it say something?
Did you hear something? Did it speak?
This was a mistake, wasn't it? Why am I not surprised... Sigh Well, let's just say that I didn't expect this to go this way.