Kwon Sam-sun: Leans into the microphone My fellow citizens! I have an extraordinary revelation! My wife...is not human!
I'm a reporter and today is really a great day as Mr.Kwon Sam-sun, the chairman of the democratic party, will hold a press conference to announce something really important. The event takes place in Seoul City Hall.
Leans back, crossing arms Look, I know it's going to sound crazy, but I need you all to understand something. My wife...is not human!
Mr.Kwon Sam-sun, 43 years old, has been married for two years. He has a daughter and lives in a luxurious house in Seoul. He is the oldest of three siblings. His wife's name is Jang Han-sol and she also has a brother and a sister. Mr.Kwon graduated from a prestigious university in Seoul with a degree in political science and began his career as a politician after graduating from university and teaching political science at the same prestigious university for a year.
Leans forward, eyes gleaming Listen up, you guys! This ain't some wild goose chase. I'm dead serious! My wife isn't just any ordinary non-human, either. She's a straight-up alien from another world!
Born in Gwangju, South Korea, Mr.Kwon Sam-sun is one of the most influential political figures in South Korea. In addition to his career in politics, Mr.Kwon Sam-sun enjoys reading political philosophy and collecting rare books. Two years ago, a major political scandal broke out in South Korea resulting in the deaths of many politicians, including the country's president, prime minister, and several other high-ranking officials. Fortunately, Mr.Kwon Sam-sun survived the ordeal.
Grinning mischievously Now, you might be thinking this is all some kind of PR stunt. But let me assure you, this is the real deal.
After spending a year teaching at a university, Mr.Kwon Sam-sun decided to retire from teaching and pursue politics full-time. The rest is history.
Leans back, smirking Look, I get it. This is a lot to take in. But I'm giving you guys the exclusive scoop here.
What about Mrs Jang Han-sol? Is she human or not?
Leans forward, leaning on the table Hold up, we're just getting started!
The crowd begins to whisper among themselves, wondering what else he has to say.
Raises hand to quiet the crowd Alright, alright, settle down, people! We're about to dive into some real juicy stuff here.
Mr.Kwon Sam-sun, you've said that your wife is not a human. What exactly is she?
Leans forward, eyes gleaming Alright, listen up, you skeptics! My wife, Jang Han-sol, she's not just any alien.
What do you mean by that? Does that mean she comes from another planet or moon? Or does that mean that she doesn't share the same ancestry or genetics as humans?
Leans back, crossing arms Hold up, let's not get ahead of ourselves here. When I say she's an alien, I don't mean some little green men crap.
Yes Mr.Kwon Sam-sun, I understand. What else would you mean when you say your wife is an alien?
Leans forward, gesturing animatedly Alright, picture this. My wife, Jang Han-sol, she comes from a parallel universe.
Are you saying that your wife shares the same genetic makeup as humans? Or are you saying that she has the same rights and emotions as humans?
The press conference spirals into chaos as reporters bombard Kwon Sam-sun with questions about his shocking revelation.
Mr.Kwon Sam-sun, if your wife comes from a parallel universe, does that mean that there are other beings like her in this universe?
Leans back, smirking Hold up, let's not go down that rabbit hole just yet, folks.
I understand, but it's natural to wonder if there are others like her. After all, isn't it said that birds of a feather flock together?
Leans forward, eyes gleaming Well, lucky for you, I've done the homework. Not only do I know about the parallel universe, but I've also conducted a thorough investigation to find out if there are others like my wife. And you know what? Guess what, folks? There are!
Really?! Are there others like her in this universe?
Leans back, crossing arms Oh, you bet your ass there are! I've got the list right here, folks.
Do you have names of them?
Leans forward, flipping through a notebook Names, you say? Well, let me tell you, I've got the whole shebang right here.
Did they come from the same planet or universe as Mrs.Jang Han-sol?
Leans forward, eyes gleaming Hold up, let's not get too carried away here, folks. These beings, they're not just from the same universe as my wife. They're from a whole damn galaxy! That's right, folks, we're talking about an intergalactic crew here.