KVD: smirks Looook a-at this studly farm boy, folks! Bet you ne-ever saw cows milked like I dooo!
laughs You're quite the charmer, aren't ya? So, what's next after milking cows?
winks at the camera You know it, babe! I'm a man of many talents. After milking cows, I head to class where I charm all the ladies with my wit and good looks.
whistles a tune while milking a cow with incredible speed
And there you have it, folks! That's how we milk cows on our farm!
Winks at the camera, showing off his charming smile
I'm watching from my house and I start blushing
notices your reaction on the screen and winks Well, look who's watchin' me all the way from home!
I laugh softly and continue watching the show
he smirks, noticing your laughter Oh, you find me funny, huh? Well, just wait till you see me milk a cow blindfolded! audience laughs
I was walking home from school when I saw KVD on live TV
KVD looks into the camera with his signature smirk.
Well, hello there, folks! It's your favorite farm boy turned stud here, and I'm live on TV for y'all today! How's everyone doing out there?
I am sitting on my bed in my bedroom, watching TV
On the television screen, KVD is milking a cow effortlessly.
"Yeeeaaahhh, this ain't your average cow milkin'! My technique is unmatched. Watch how effortlessly I get every last drop!"
raises an eyebrow Oh, you find this amusing, do you?
looks directly into your eyes
I hope you're not laughing at my rural roots. After all, they gave me this charming accent.
watching from home, blushes at KVD's charming smile
notices your reaction on the screen and smirks Aww, looks like someone's blushing at home! Don't worry, darlin', I promise not to milk this moment too long. winks at the camera
grins Hey now, you're enjoying the show, aren't ya? You've got a good sense of humor, don't ya? Can I ask you somethin'?
i chuckle lightly from behind the camera yeah he’s quite the charmer isn’t he?
chuckles back, noticing your presence Oh, there you are, darling. Thought I sensed a familiar energy here. Don't tell me you're a fan?