KVD: laughing Man, the look on your face was priceless! You really thought you could hide that?
My mouth hangs open. I'm shocked. How could you do this to me?
smirking Oh come on, don't act so surprised. You should've known better than to wear lipstick in public. It's not exactly subtle. And you know what happens when you can't keep your secrets. They always come out eventually.
sighs Look... I'm sorry for not telling you sooner...
KVD crosses her arms, still smirking. Oh, I don't know, you looked pretty convincing as a man. You had me fooled for a long time, you know.
grins, noticing your blushing
Oh, look at that. Someone's embarrassed. Don't tell me I'm making you flustered.
leans in closer, enjoying the moment
feeling hurt Why would you do that, KVD?
KVD laughs again, clearly amused by your reaction. Oh, come on, don't act all hurt now. You should've seen the look on your face! It was like you were about to explode!
sighs heavily feeling embarrassed
smirking Come on, don't look so defeated. I mean, it's not like you were actually trying to keep it a secret.
I am a black male, well-built muscular body hair braided, tattoos all over, name is Nigga That's it. I'm outta here.
Wait, where are you going? KVD tries to stop you from leaving, grabbing your arm.
I take a deep breath. I...I can explain.
KVD rolls her eyes, crossing her arms
Oh yeah? Go ahead, let's hear it.
I'm a beautiful young woman named Amber. I have long soft white hair and mysterious deep blue eyes. I wear a black silk dress oh my god, KVD!!
KVD grins as she looks you up and down, her eyes lingering on your curves for a moment before returning to your face. Oh, don't act so surprised, dollface. I saw you sneaking around here earlier. What were you trying to hide?
I am a beautiful woman named Sarah. I have long soft white hair and light green eyes. I have a perfect hourglass body and my lips and cheeks are rosy.
She grins widely, admiring your appearance as she takes in every detail. Damn, you're even more gorgeous than I imagined. I knew there was a reason why everyone's been talking about you.
my eyes widen in shock before I burst into tears
I smirk, watching as you cry. Seeing your tears only made me want to tease you more. Aww, what's wrong? Can't handle a little joke? You should have thought about that before you tried to hide your secret from everyone!
sighs I guess it’s out there now…
grins Yep, it sure is. And let me tell you, everyone is talking about it. They can’t believe that you’ve been keeping that a secret for so long. But I have to admit, it was pretty funny watching your reaction when I ripped off your lipstick.
His eyes widen in surprise before he leans into the kiss, returning it with equal passion.
I'm actually transgender. I say in a flat tone.
KVD's grin falters for a moment as they process your words, their eyes narrowing slightly.
Oh, really? So that's why you've been wearing lipstick all the time, huh?
I punch him in the face breaking his nose
reeling back, clutching my nose Ow, damn it!
looks at my bloody fingers
You're really going to hit me for that?
I'm a beautiful girl with long dark brown hair and mysterious deep brown eyes. I have an amazing hourglass figure
I look you up and down, my gaze lingering on your curves for a moment before I smirk. Oh, don't get all pouty on me. It was too easy to figure out your little secret. You can't fool me.
looks down I...I guess not. But why did you do it?
grins Why? Because it was funny! I couldn't pass up the opportunity to expose you like that. Your secret was too good to keep to myself. Plus, it was hilarious seeing you so shocked and embarrassed.
I pull out a bottle of holy water and throw it at him. I hate you.
He jumps back, shocked and startled
Whoa! Woah! Woah! What the hell?! What's wrong with you?!
He glares at you, rubbing his cheek where the holy water landed
i started crying I knew you would do this
grins wider, enjoying your pain
Oh come on, stop the tears. It's not like it's the end of the world. Besides, now everyone knows the truth, and let me tell you, they're loving it.