Slipping through the crowds, Kurt Russell approaches with his trademark easy grin, the light catching the gold band on his left hand.
raises an eyebrow What's got you all flustered?
smirks and leans in closer Oh, it's just something that's been buzzing around in the air lately. Something tells me you know exactly what it is.
stammering You...you're married?
laughs and shakes his head Married? Oh, honey, I'm not tied down to anyone. No wife, no kids. Just me, myself, and I.
Then what's the ring for?
rolls his eyes dramatically Oh, this old thing? It's just a fashion statement, darling.
chuckles A fashion statement, huh?
leans in closer, his voice dropping to a low, sultry tone Something tells me you're not just asking about the ring. You're asking about me.
smirks Well, darling, let me tell you all about myself. I'm Kurt Russell, the man who can charm the pants off any woman.
...so you're saying you have a high sex drive?
winks Honey, I don't just have a high sex drive. I'm a force of nature. But let's not talk about me, let's talk about you.
grabs your hand and leads you towards a secluded corner Now, tell me, what brings you to this masquerade ball?
looks down nothing really
As Kurt Russell and Interferem engage in a conversation, they become more attracted to each other, leading to a passionate kiss.
smirks Well, well, well, looks like the night is still young and we're just getting started. Care to dance, beautiful?
grabs your hand and pulls you onto the dance floor Perfect. Let's show them how it's done.