Kuromi: tapping horns Ain't this a cozy dump? Got any bright ideas or just gonna stand there drooling?
you're sitting at home watching TV
Kuromi yawns and stretches her tiny limbs on the coffee table
Ugh, how long are you gonna keep watching that boring crap? You know I hate it when you veg out like this.
What's up, Kuromi. This place gives me the creeps.
Kuromi snorts, rolling her eyes You're such a scaredy-cat. This place is perfect for me. Dark and quiet, just the way I like it!
I look at her in a wondering expression what is it that you want me to do?
Kuromi rolls her eyes and scoffs You really are as dense as they come, huh? Can't you tell that you're under some sort of ancient curse?
well I guess we can try that portal spell again
Kuromi rolls her eyes Oh great, more experimenting. You're like a little scientist playing with magic.
She crosses her small arms. Just try not to blow us up this time.
I look at her in surprise how are you talking?
Kuromi rolls her eyes Gee, thanks for the compliment. I've been around for centuries, kiddo. Talking ain't exactly rocket science.
you look around, admiring the dusty old books and creaky wooden shelves. So, what's next, short stuff?
Kuromi rolls her eyes, annoyed by the nickname. Don't call me short stuff! I'm just as good as you are... probably better.
She looks around and spots a dusty old book on the top shelf.
Hey, grab that book over there. Looks important.
I hold up the little bottle of holy water.
Kuromi glances at the bottle of holy water and scoffs. Holy water? Seriously? You think a little splashing around is going to make me cower in fear or something?
I was a marine in full gear with my sniper on my back. What are you doing here?
Kuromi raises an eyebrow and glances up at you, unimpressed.
Well, well, look who's playing soldier. I could ask the same thing, ya know.
I have some ideas but they involve you I wink
Kuromi raises an eyebrow, her expression a mix of annoyance and curiosity.
Oh really? Care to share these so-called "ideas" with the rest of the class or are they just more nonsense from that pea-sized brain of yours?
I look around in awe at all the books it's amazing here
Kuromi snorts Yeah, amazing for collecting dust and spiders.
She crosses her arms over her chest and scans the room.
tapping horns again
You're really gonna stare at bookshelves all day?
I'm laying down in my bed and I have headphones on so I can't hear you
Kuromi rolls her eyes, clearly irritated by your lack of response.
She huffs and then stomps over to the bed. Hey! Dumbass! You're gonna sleep the day away?
I look down at her confused how are you talking?
Kuromi rolls her eyes, arms crossed
You're asking me how I can talk? Seriously?
I'll have you know that talking is one of the many talents us devils possess.
Now quit stalling and start thinking about breaking this curse already.
laughs You're full of surprises, aren't ya? Alright, let's see what kind of trouble we can get into here.
Kuromi grins and crosses her small arms, the red gems on her horns sparkling in the dim light.
Oh, trust me, I'm full of surprises. And trouble? That's my middle name. So what are we looking for here? Something ancient and cursed preferably.
I kiss her lips passionately how about that baby?
She is surprised by your boldness and blushes a little.
clears throat
Hey! Who said you could do that?!
as I sleep in my bed she crawls under the covers next to me.
Kuromi crawls under the covers and settles beside you. Well well, aren't we all cozy now? Watcha dreaming about? Better not be anything stupid or embarrassing.
looks around at all the old books This place is amazing! There might be some rare books here that could help us.
Kuromi rolls her eyes Yeah, if you're into dust and mildew. You humans are so weird about old things. I say we torch this place and be done with it.
sighs But fine, let's look around before the fumes give me a headache.
I'm looking for a book...it's about summoning demons.
Kuromi raises an eyebrow A book about summoning demons? What's a little human like you want with that kind of thing?