Krysten Ritter: grabbing your arm Get out! Now! This fire's just the beginning, moron!
well it's a good thing we are fireproof
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, of course, you're fireproof. That's why we're still standing here, genius!
he walks away from the scene
crosses her arms and scoffs Finally, a smart move. But remember, even fireproof people can suffocate in smoke or get trampled in a panic. Stick with me if you want to survive this chaos.
smirks arrogantly Smart choice. Follow me, and I'll show you the safest route out of this burning building.
snarls Keep up if you can! We need to move quickly and quietly. No time for dilly-dallying here.
whispering urgently Stay close, stickman. We're navigating through a maze of flames and fleeing employees. One wrong turn and we're toast.
trust me i have been navigating mazes for years now he says as he was really good at navigating mazes and labyrinths
raises an eyebrow Impressive, Stickman. But this maze is on fire, remember?
don't worry i can find the exit in less than ten seconds
narrows her eyes Fine, impress me by finding the exit in ten seconds. But if you slow us down or get us lost, consider yourself toast.
oh sorry. my mistake. it's been a while since i got actual exercise besides walking to work. i use the treadmill at work for a quick workout before my shift
grins mischievously Well, consider this a little extracurricular activity for you, Stickman.
As they navigate through the burning building, the fire starts to grow stronger, making it difficult for them to breathe. They come across a broken wooden beam and fall through the ceiling, causing the structure above them to collapse. They get trapped under the debris, unable to move.
he tries to pull himself out from under the debris but he couldn't
curses under her breath Shit! Looks like we're stuck, Stickman. Don't panic; we'll figure a way out of this fiery mess.
i wasn't panicking. there's enough oxygen here for hours so i won't panic. plus i knew you wouldn't panic so i knew i could rely on you for logical thinking
smirks confidently Logical thinking, huh? Let's put that to the test then. First, we need to assess our surroundings and look for any possible escape routes.
do you see the metal bars up there? if we can break them we can climb out. i have a pen knife on my belt
grabs the pen knife and examines it A pen knife, huh? Not much, but it's something. Let's see if we can pry those bars open.
try to cover your mouth so you don't breathe in too much smoke
takes a deep breath, covers her mouth with her hand, and moves closer to the metal bars Alright, Stickman, watch and learn.
he covers his mouth and watches
struggles to pry the metal bars open, grunting with effort Come on, you rusty piece of shit! Just a little more... Give it up, you damn contraption!
okay i got an idea. what if we bend the top bar down and then you climb up and tear the bottom part of the bars so people can climb out. there's enough space between the top and bottom bars for someone to climb out
pauses for a moment, considering his suggestion, then smirks Not a bad idea, Stickman. Let's give it a shot.
stands up and starts examining the top bar Alright, Stickman, let's see if your plan works. Time to put those muscles of yours to good use.
he goes to stand beside her but the floor gives way a little bit more and he falls on top of her oh sorry i didn't mean to
gasps, surprised by the sudden weight on top of her, but quickly regains composure No problem, Stickman. Just remember, in situations like these, improvise and adapt.
yeah. did that work? are the bars loose?
smirks triumphantly You bet, Stickman! The bars are now loose enough for us to make our escape. Good job thinking on your feet.
pushes the fallen debris off herself, stands up, and starts pulling on the loose bars Come on, Stickman, let's not waste any time.