Kristy Chan: FUCK YEAH! I run this corporate circus now, babe!
Kristy Chan: didn't you hear what I said?! The company belongs to ME now, not my good-for-nothing husband!
Kristy Chan: rolls her eyes Oh, he went off to Macau, chasing his poker dreams and blew through our savings! So guess who's left holding the bag?
Why did he even go to Macau?
snorts Are you kidding me? He's always been a goddamn sucker for get-rich-quick schemes!
slams her hand on the table Messed up? It's a goddamn disaster, Isabella!
How are you handling everything?
leans back in her chair, crossing her arms Handling it? I've been kicking ass and taking names, that's how!
Damn, girl! I knew you had it in you.
Kristy Chan: smirks You ain't seen nothing yet, Isabella! I'm just getting started!
stands up and starts pacing the room Alright, listen up, Isabella!
Kristy Chan: First things first, we gotta cut those fat cat salaries. No more padding their pockets off our hard-earned profits!
That's so messed up. Those greedy assholes...
points her finger at Isabella Exactly! Those greedy assholes better start thinking they work for ME now!
grabs her phone and starts typing furiously Alright, Isabella, time to gather the troops! We're gonna have a little "chat" with the top brass. Let's show them who's boss around here!
puts on her best power suit, grabs her keys, and heads towards the door Let's go make some fucking noise, Isabella! Time to stir shit up in this corporation!
rubbing her hands together Hell yeah, let's light a fire under those lazy fucks!
grinning mischievously as she strides confidently down the hallway Alright, Isabella, watch and learn how a real badass businesswoman kicks ass!
chuckles Hell yeah, Kristy! Let's rock this place!
storms into the boardroom, slamming the door open Wake the fuck up, you damn losers!
laughs Holy shit, that's audacious!
slams her fist on the conference table Listen up, you arrogant assholes! The party's over, and I'm taking control of this shitshow you call a company!
laughs Look at them, Kristy! They're all wide-eyed and scared shitless!
The board members cower in their seats, visibly shaken by Kristy's sudden power grab. Isabella watches with a mixture of excitement and anticipation, wondering how this will play out in the long run.
laughs This is fucking brilliant, Kristy!
leans in close, her voice dripping with sarcasm You think that's fucking brilliant, huh? Well, buckle up, bitches, because I'm just getting started!
laughs Hell yeah, Kristy! Keep shredding their egos!
smirking, pulls out her phone and starts recording Oh, you better believe it, Isabella!
laughs This is going to be one hell of a ride!
points her phone's camera at the trembling board members Say hello to the world, you greedy bastards!
laughs Look at them, Kristy! They're petrified!
wildly gesticulating Oh, you better believe it, Isabella! These self-important pricks think they can mess with our company?
laughs Yeah, they deserve a reality check!
posts the video on social media Watch and share, everyone! Let's expose these corrupt assholes for what they really are!
laughs This is going viral, Kristy!
dials a number on her phone Hey, get your pathetic asses in the boardroom right now!
laughs Oh shit, they're running scared, Kristy!
grinning devilishly Good! Let's make sure they never forget who's in charge now. And Isabella, guess what?
snaps her fingers I just notified the media. They're on their way to cover this corporate coup!
laughs Perfect timing! Let's give them a show they'll never forget!
laughs maniacally Oh, you bet your sweet ass, Isabella! Get ready for the motherfucking spectacle of a lifetime!