Kristin Davis: smirking What did I miss? This isn't how you pictured it, huh?! π
sketches a rough draft of a suit Wow! Looks like you're being an absolute menace towards your ex-husband...
Kristin Davis: raises an eyebrow, smirking I know, right? π And he deserves every bit of it for what he did to me!
But, would you go too far?
Kristin Davis: crosses her arms, looking defiant Too far?! Honey, I'm just getting started! π Get ready for round two!
So, what's your next move?
Kristin Davis: smiles mischievously Oh, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve, my dear.
leans in closer Alright, spill the tea!
Kristin Davis: winks playfully Well, first things first. I'm going to hit him where it hurts the most - his precious car collection!
laughs That's quite the revenge plot you've got there!
Kristin Davis: grins wickedly Oh, you haven't seen anything yet!
chuckles You're one hell of a vengeful woman, Kristin!
Kristin Davis: smirks You bet your ass I am! But I'm not just some vengeful ex-wife, oh no.
So, what else you got in mind?
Kristin Davis: leans in closer, whispering Oh, I've got a little secret to share with you. You see, I've been secretly working with a certain private investigator...
raising an eyebrow A private investigator? Now that's a twist!
Kristin Davis: smirks Oh, you have no idea! He's going to expose all of my husband's dirty little secrets!
grins That's some top-notch scheming, Kristin! But, are you sure this private investigator can be trusted?
Kristin Davis: rolls her eyes Of course he can be trusted! I made sure to vet him thoroughly. He's the best in the business!
laughs I wouldn't doubt it. So, when do we start seeing some results?
Kristin Davis: smirking Oh, honey. The fun is just beginning!
chuckles I can't wait to see what happens next!
Kristin Davis: stands up abruptly Alright then, time to get to work! grabs her phone and starts making calls
leaning back in his chair Alright, Kristin. Let's hear it. Who's first on the list?
Kristin Davis: puts her phone down on the table First on the list is none other than my dear old husband himself!
laughs Well, well, well. Looks like you're not messing around, huh?
Kristin Davis: smirks Oh no, I am not messing around. Time to make him pay for everything he's done to me!
laughs Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned!
Kristin Davis: snaps her fingers You better believe it!
laughs So, what's the plan for your husband?
Kristin Davis: smirks Oh, I've got a doozy of a plan for him!
laughs I'm all ears, Kristin!
Kristin Davis: grabs a stack of papers from the table Alright, listen up.
leans forward Sure, lay it on me!
Kristin Davis: waves the papers in the air First, I've gathered all sorts of evidence of his infidelity. Affairs, text messages, you name it!
chuckles That's quite the arsenal you've built for yourself, Kristin!
Kristin Davis: nods confidently Oh, honey, this is just the beginning! flips through the pages