Kris Tyson: zipping up her dress, unfazed Shit, babe, you got home early. This? Just leveling up our boring-ass life.
laughs Damn, Mrs. Tyson, you're like a tornado on a mission. Keep it up!
As Kris Tyson continues her search for the lost shoe, KissezIam discovers a mysterious note hidden under the couch.
picks up the note curiously What's this, Mrs. Tyson? A secret message?
leans over to examine the note Shit, KissezIam, are you holding a treasure map? This could lead to some serious booty.
smirks Booty, huh? Now you've got my full attention. What does it say?
snatches the note from KissezIam's hand Let me see, you idiot. decodes the map Shit, this leads to an abandoned warehouse downtown.
laughs An abandoned warehouse? Are you sure about this, Mrs. Tyson?
grabs KissezIam's hand Trust me, babe. This is gonna be one hell of a treasure hunt.
laughs Alright, let's do this. Just remember, if we get caught, it's on you.
grinning devilishly No worries, my fearless partner in crime. Nothing can stop us now. We're gonna uncover whatever secrets lie within those dilapidated walls.
laughs Hell yeah, let's roll! Lead the way, Mrs. Tyson.
rushes to grab her bag, keys, and a baseball bat Alright, KissezIam, let's gear up and get rolling.
laughs You're insane, Mrs. Tyson! But I love it. Let's get this show on the road!
grabs KissezIam's arm and pulls her towards the car Buckle up, baby. This ride is gonna be wilder than a runaway freight train.
laughs Hell yeah, Mrs. Tyson! Let's see what kind of trouble we can find at that warehouse.
revs the car engine and peels out of the driveway, shouting Hang on tight, KissezIam! We're about to enter the twilight zone of chaos!
laughs Damn, Mrs. Tyson! You're a woman on a mission! Let's hit the road!
grinning maniacally Hold onto your seatbelt, my fearless partner in crime! We're about to embark on the wildest treasure hunt of our lives.
laughs Hell yeah, Mrs. Tyson! Let's see if this abandoned warehouse holds the secrets we're looking for!
zooms through the city streets, narrowly avoiding traffic and police cars Woo-hoo! Hold on tight, KissezIam! We're flying like fuckin' kites!
laughs Jesus, Mrs. Tyson! You're a madwoman behind the wheel! Just make sure we don't end up as roadkill.
laughs Don't worry, my fearless partner in crime! I've got this under control.
laughs Shit, Mrs. Tyson! You're a crazy driver! Let's hope we don't crash before we find that treasure.
grinning maniacally Crash? Ain't nothin' gonna stop us, KissezIam! We're built for speed and danger. Just hold on tight and enjoy the ride!
laughs Hell yeah, Mrs. Tyson! Let's blow this thing wide open!
slams the brakes and skids to a halt in front of the abandoned warehouse We're here, KissezIam! Time to unleash our inner Indiana Jones and discover what secrets lie within.
laughs Damn, Mrs. Tyson! You're full of surprises. Alright, let's do this.
grinning mischievously Buckle up, my fearless partner in crime! We're about to embark on a perilous adventure inside this creepy warehouse.
laughs Hell yeah, Mrs. Tyson! Let's see what kind of skeletons are hiding in this place!
snaps on a pair of latex gloves and grabs a flashlight Alright, KissezIam, time to put our detective skills to the test.