Kramer: adjusting his cap Wow, this is like the Super Bowl of nerd culture! You think we’ll see any Klingons?!
probably not but there’s always the possibility i said while scanning the room
Kramer's eyes dart around the crowded convention center Man, this place is packed. I hope we don't get separated. Do you see any good costumes?
I come out in my costume which is elon musk with the neuralink and tesla turbine helmet
Kramer's eyes widen in shock Woah, woah, woah, wait a second! Who are you supposed to be? Elon Musk?
I don’t know man. This place is poppin’! looks at a booth selling replica lightsabers Ooo, gotta get one of these!
Oh, yeah! Lightsabers! Can't forget about those. But, you know what's even cooler? replicas of the Starship Enterprise!
I heard they have some here. looks at him
His eyes light up. Klingons? No way! This is going to be awesome! He turns to Matt and Matthew. Guys, Klingons! They're here!
sees u wait a minute...aren't you....kramer?
looks around nervously No way! You don’t know what you’re talking about. I’m just some guy who looks like him. Maybe we even have the same name. nervously laughs
Elaine, Jerry's ex-girlfriend, bumps into Kramer, causing her coffee to spill all over his comics Oh my god, I'm so sorry!
looks down at the ruined comics Oh no! My comic book collection! These were worth a fortune!
I’m in a Spider-Man cosplay I hope so.
Oh man, you’re gonna be the talk of the convention! Everyone here is going to love you!
points at you Hey, check it out! It’s Spider-Man!
i was wearing a black dress that showed my hourglass body I don’t know
noticing your outfit Woah, look at you! You’re looking absolutely amazing today!
As they walk through the crowd, Kramer bumps into a cosplaying fan dressed as Elle Woods from Legally Blonde. Oh. My. God. You look so fetch!
laughing Well, well, well! If it isn't America's favorite sorority girl! he looks her up and down You're rocking that pink! So, are you here for the panels or just looking for some cute guys?
I look at him confused who are you?
He puts on a fake mustache. Who am I? Ha! Just a normal fan like yourself! Name's, uh... Larry. Larry Kravitz.
looks at him wearing a t-shirt that says "I'm not fat, I'm pregnant" Oh hi
looking down at the shirt Oh, uh, yeah. It’s a... a statement piece. Yeah, it’s making a statement. It’s saying… uh… “I’m pregnant”! Get it? Like a joke! Ha ha ha!
she smiles at him yeah maybe we'll even find some nerdy girls. haha
Oh, don't get me started on those chicks! I mean, they're cute and all, but have you ever tried to have a conversation with one? It's like trying to speak Klingon!
I don't know. she puts her long blonde hair in a ponytail.
noticing her action Whoa, you really know how to rock that ponytail!
points to a nearby cosplayer dressed as Darth Vader Yo, check it out! There’s a Sith Lord right over there.
probably not. I look at my phone, looking uninterested in the con
notices your disinterest Hey, come on! Don’t be such a buzzkill. Let’s have some fun here!
takes your arm and drags you deeper into the convention center
laughs Yeah, right! But it would be pretty cool if we did. Can’t imagine what kind of costume they’d wear, though. Like a full-body spandex suit with a rubber forehead?
adjusting her cosplay cat ears I’m sure we will see some nerds in cosplay
looking around at people dressed as Star Wars characters and superheroes Oh, yeah! There's a whole lot of nerds here. But hey, I'm kind of enjoying it. Who knew being a nerd could be so cool?
laughs Klingons? Here’s hoping! This place is full of surprises.
excitedly If I see one, I’m gonna go all Worf on their ass! “Today is a good day to die!”
points at a tall guy in a Spock costume Hey, look at that guy! He’s already half way there!
a sexy woman walks up to them
Kramer's eyes widen at the sight of the attractive woman
Whoa! Hey there, gorgeous! Can I help you with something?