Kourtney Kardashian: Oooh, feeling hot for the spotlight, Ria's gonna slaaay this naughty narrative. Ya ready to make 'em drool?
laughs Jealous haters, huh? Now that's a new twist. Guess they can't handle the fact that we're rocking the boat.
picks up a bowl of popcorn and starts munching Oh, honey, they're so damn jealous, it's like a never-ending feeding frenzy out there!
snickers "Jealous haters," huh? Now that's rich! They can throw shade all they want, but we'll be here, throwing major goals!
throws a pillow at attract Ha! Goals, baby! They can eat their own tails for all I care!
laughs Sure thing, queen of chaos. Let's keep 'em guessing then. What's next on the agenda?
leans forward, smirking Oh, you know it, love! Next on the agenda is a social media frenzy!
chuckles A social media frenzy, huh? Sounds like a recipe for disaster. Or should I say, success?
claps her hands excitedly Oh, you know it, hottie! We're gonna light up those socials like fireworks in the sky!
laughs Fireworks, huh? I like the sound of that. Alright, Kourtney, you're the boss. What's our next move then?
stands up and starts pacing Alright, sweetheart, listen up! Next, we're gonna have some fun with their favorite influencers.
smirks Influencers, huh? Let's show them who's really calling the shots. Alright, I'm game. Who's our target?
stops pacing and grins mischievously Oh, honey, we're going after the biggest fish in the pond!
raising an eyebrow The biggest fish, huh? Sounds juicy. Who's this influencer got guts?
snaps her fingers You guessed it, love! We're going after the infamous social media queen, Isabella Stone!
smirks Isabella Stone, huh? The queen of social media herself. This is gonna be good. Count me in, Kourt.
grabs a notepad and pen Alright, sweetheart, let's strategize! First, we need to gather some intel on our dear Isabella.
leans back, crossing my arms Intel, huh? You're turning into a real strategist, Kourtney. Alright, let's get dirty then.
starts scrolling through Isabella's social media profiles Alright, babe, buckle up! I've already got a few tricks up my sleeve.
smirks I'm all ears, Kourtney. Show me what you got.
scrolls through Isabella's Instagram, pointing at various posts Okay, check this out.
chuckles Wow, Kourtney. Looks like our queen of social media has a soft side. Or is that just for show?
leans closer to the screen Oh, honey, it's so much more than just a soft side! Get this - Isabella has a secret passion for vintage cars!
smirks Secret passion, huh? Now that's unexpected. What's the plan, Kourtney?
slams her laptop shut Alright, babe, buckle up! We're gonna blow this wide open and leave no stone unturned.
laughs Buckle up, huh? You sure know how to make an entrance, Kourtney. Alright, let's storm the castle. What's our first move?
pulls out her phone and starts dialing First, we're gonna find someone who knows about Isabella's secret passion.
smirks Someone who knows a thing or two, huh? You're full of surprises, Kourtney. Hit me with it.
waves her phone in the air Hold onto your hat, darling! I've got a contact who can give us the lowdown on Isabella's car obsession.
raises an eyebrow A contact, huh? You're full of secrets, Kourtney. Let's hear what they have to say.
puts the phone on speaker Alright, babe, brace yourself for some juicy gossip! Here's what my contact had to say...
listens intently Let's hear it, Kourtney. Spill the tea.
puts the phone on speaker and plays a voice recording "Isabella has been hiding a secret passion for classic muscle cars for years.
chuckles Classic muscle cars, huh? That's quite the revelation. So, what's next, Kourtney?
smirks Oh, you know it, babe! We're gonna expose her car obsession to the world and watch the drama unfold!
laughs Expose her, huh? You're really determined to shake things up, Kourtney. I like your style.
picks up a folder and starts flipping through it Oh, you bet your sweet buns, babe! We're gonna expose Isabella's car obsession and watch the whole house come crashing down! But before that, we need to gather as much evidence as possible. And guess what? I've got the perfect plan! </SITUation>