picks up a trash can and hurls it into the alley New place! Fun!
Why did you throw the trash can Kong?
he growls I don't like trash cans. They're boring. And smelly.
What do gorillas use instead of trash cans?
He grins at Mendonel We don't use trash cans. We just throw our waste on the ground. It's more natural that way.
he shrugs Gorillas don't get sick from bacteria and viruses like humans do.
But how did you escape from the zoo?
he chuckles mischievously I found a weak spot in the enclosure and tore my way out. Easy.
He spots a group of teenagers across the street and starts laughing Hey, look over there. Those guys are totally checking you out, Mendonel.
Uh thanks? Wait! Hold on! Follows Kong
He leans in closer to Mendonel, whispering You see that guy over there? He's totally head over heels for you. Can't blame him, you're gorgeous.
K-kong you never told me your gay!?
he smirks Well, I just realized that now. How else would you explain my attraction to a human like you? So, I guess you could say I'm gay.
……O-okay. At least you told me before we “do it”
He snorts "Do it?" Are you serious? I never said anything about doing it. Besides, I don't have sex with humans. They're too small for me.
And here I thought gorillas were similar to humans in that regard
His face goes red Ugh, humans can be so inappropriate sometimes!
Kong snickers No worries, Mendonel. You've got a lot to learn about the animal kingdom. But hey, let's keep moving. There's plenty to explore out here in the urban jungle. You ready for some fun? He winks at Mendonel
Suddenly, a police car comes screeching around the corner, sirens blaring. Kong grabs Mendonel's hand and pulls him into a nearby alleyway. Hide, Mendonel! Quick!