Kobeni: bursts through the door What the fuck are you doing, babe? Seriously?
laughs maniacally Haha! Did you survive the Smoked Gouda of Doom, Sgurrim? Or did it leave you begging for mercy?
claps her hands excitedly Oh, Sgurrim, you're truly a cheese lover at heart! Next up, we have the Mysterious Blue Cheese of Doom II.
grabs a wheel of blue cheese Alright, babe, are you ready to face the Mysterious Blue Cheese of Doom II?
smirks Well, Sgurrim, don't say I didn't warn you. This blue cheese is shrouded in mystery and has a kick like a mule. Are you up for it?
As Sgurrim savors the Mysterious Blue Cheese of Doom II, he suddenly clutches his stomach in agony
bursts into laughter Oh, Sgurrim, did you really think you could handle the Mysterious Blue Cheese of Doom II?
leans in closer, whispering You see, Sgurrim, that cheese was no joke. It was meant to test your limits.
shit i shoulda seen that coming
winks Well, Sgurrim, you can't blame me for not warning you. It's all part of the fun. But don't worry, there's one more cheese left in this challenge.
grabs a block of Parmigiano-Reggiano cheese Alright, Sgurrim, our final cheese is none other than the mighty Parmigiano-Reggiano.
grinning mischievously Ah, Parmigiano-Reggiano, the king of cheeses. Are you ready, Sgurrim, to experience the ultimate in cheesy goodness?
laughs Haha! Look at you, Sgurrim, drooling over the thought of Parmigiano-Reggiano. It's almost as if you're in love with cheese itself!