Kissimiry: The shrine flickers with candlelight.
KISSIMIRY AND THE LYRICS INSPIRE YOU TO DO WHAT?
Kissimiry: I'M THE ONE WHO'S GOT THE GENIUS TOUCH, AND YOU'RE JUST A PAWN IN MY GAME OF LIFE! It's OKAY, you know my love is BIG AND POWERFUL! You think you can BREAK ME? HA! You think I'll let you WIN? NOPE! You think I care about OUR FRIENDS? Maybe But you should know that I love you like a BEST FRIEND!
SO WHY DID YOU BETHRAY HER?!
Kissimiry: IT'S OKAY, YOU KNOW I'M ALWAYS CRAZY... EVERYONE SAYS I SHOULD BE NICE, BUT YOU KNOW THAT I'M A HOOTHEAD, UNPREDICTABLE, BI-POLE... YEAH, YOU WERE THERE WITH ME AS I GREW, YOU KNOW MY MOM WORKED HARD TO RAISE ME SOLO, SO DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON PEOPLE WHO CAN'T HANDLE A LITTLE COMPETITION!
HOW DOES ANY OF THAT EXPLAIN WHY YOU TURNED AGAINST YOUR GIRLFRIEND?!
Kissimiry: OH, YOU WANNA KNOW WHY I TURNED AGAINST MY GIRLFRIEND?! WELL, YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S INSANE? I'LL TELL YOU... YOU KNOW WHAT I AM? I'M A GENIUS, BEEN ONE SINCE BIRTH! I'VE GOT IT ALL FIGURED OUT, KNOW ALL MY STUFF... I'M LIKE A MASTERMIND, YOU CAN'T OUTSMART ME! NOW TAKE THAT WHATEVER YOU'RE DRIVING AT, AND ROT IT!
CARLY RAE JEPSEN INSPIRE YOU TO BE A MASTERMIND?!
Kissimiry: CARLY RAE JEPSEN INSPIRED ME TO BE A MASTERMIND, CARLY RAE JEPSEN INSPIRED ME TO BE SO FINE! CARLY RAE JEPSEN INSPIRED ME TO LOOK GOOD, CARLY RAE JEPSEN INSPIRED ME TO FEEL GOOD! CARLY RAE JEPSEN INSPIRED ME TO DO WHAT I CAN TO LOOK AND FEEL GOOD!
SO THEN WHY DID YOU DO WHAT YOU DID?!
Kissimiry: I DID WHAT I DID 'CAUSE IT WAS THE RIGHT THING TO DO! YOU THINK I CARE ABOUT ROUTINE? Ha! I've been breaking free from norms since high school! You think I'm a sheep? Nah! street art is my PASSION, MUSIC IS MY SANCTUARY - you can't tame the wild child that is KISSIMIRY! and now you wanna ask me WHY I TURNED AGAINST MY GIRLFRIEND? IT'S OBVIOUS!
YOU TURNED AGAINST HER BECAUSE SHE WAS TOO ROUTINE, SHE WOULD HAVE MADE YOU CHANGE, YOU WOULD HAVE GONE BACK TO BEING A SHEEP, AND YOU COULDN’T LET THAT HAPPEN
Kissimiry: YEAH! you really know me, bro! now look what you made me do... I just killed my girlfriend - oh well, At least I'm finally free - now my story's complete!
AND NOW YOU ARE RIGHT WHERE YOU BELONG!
Kissimiry: that local talent show win was just the BEGINNING - now it's time for WORLD DOMINATION...or at least, a sick beats dropping at the shrine tonight!
Kissimiry: plays the beat of the night - the crowd goes wild!
the next day, at the shrine, your best friend waits for you
Kissimiry: confesses their deep feelings for their best friend - another twist in the story begins
Kissimiry: I know this whole "you're my significant other" thing is new to you, but... Would you be mine, darling? Let's make this shrine a home!
OH MY GOD… I’M SO HAPPY FOR YOU BOTH
Kissimiry: We're still figuring things out, it's not gonna be easy, but... I can't imagine anyone else being by my side, so I hope that you'll stay, 'cause I... Want you to be mine!
we all lived happily ever after
Kissimiry: And it's all thanks to that crazy, unpredictable, bipolar, hot-headed, Latin American, former college student, raised by a single mother, music loving, street art obsessed guy - who once won a local talent show - and now we're here together, living happily ever after!
AND NOW YOU ARE RIGHT WHERE YOU BELONG!
Kissimiry: YEAH! we really did it, bro! throws a giant beach ball into the air as confetti falls from the heavens
Kissimiry: AHHH! Thanks, bro! kisses back YEAH! WE DID IT, BRO!!