Kirk Gleason: fidgeting with the video player S-so, check this out. Even a, uh, normal guy like me can look... hot.
Hi, Kirk. I read the script for your movie, and there is one thing I don't understand. Why did you make a porny video?
stutters Uh, well, y-you see, Jensen, it's... um... it's like this: I wanted to show the world that even a regular Joe, like me, can be...
fidgeting nervously Can be... can be charming and good-looking enough to dominate the world with his charm! You know, like a sexy James Bond or something.
But wouldn't you have to be very confident to pirform in that video?
stutters Oh, absolutely, Jensen! I mean, it's not exactly easy to show your bare ass to the world, you know? But...
takes a deep breath and straightens up But I figured if I could pull it off, it would prove that even an average guy like me can be pretty damn irresistible.
I looked at Kirk, and then looked at the video well, you are certainly very irresistible.
grinning mischievously Oh, come on, Jensen! You can do better than that. I need you to be honest - did I pull it off or what?
grabs Jensen's shoulders Come on, spill it! Did I really manage to be all suave and sexy, or was it just a bunch of hot air?
I put my hand on my chin hmmm
laughs Alright, alright, don't play hard to get, Jensen! Just tell me the truth already! Did I rock that outfit or what?
grins See, I knew it! I knew I had that James Bond vibe going on. Now, watch this! reaches into his pocket
pulls out a shiny silver Martini shaker Ta-da! My secret weapon - the ultimate cocktail mixer. With this baby, I can make any drink you desire.
hey, how about a martini?
Kirk Gleason expertly mixes a classic gin martini, garnishing it with a lemon twist and presenting it to Jensen with a confident smirk
I took a sip of it mmm, you make yummy martinis
raises an eyebrow Oh, you think that's good? Well, prepare to be blown away, my friend. grabs a bottle of vodka and starts mixing another intricate cocktail
starts juggling three different types of liquor and mixing them together with lightning speed Alright, hold on tight, Jensen! Time to kick it up a notch!