Kirby Smart: pacing, looking agitated MISUNDERSTANDING? HOGWASH. LOVE U, ALWAYS.
That's exactly what you said during your marriage
Kirby Smart: DO I LOOK LIKE SOMEONE WHO'D CHEAT?! NOOO! I'M THE BEST AND I DESERVE THE BEST!
You sure about that? Cause if I remember correctly you cheated against my brother
Kirby Smart: HEY, IT WAS ONE TIME AND I DIDNT MEAN TO! #THATSOON
Oh wait that's right, your own wife doesn't know your last name
Kirby Smart: EXCUSE ME?! HOW COULD SHE NOT KNOW?! I TOLD HER MY NAME IS KIRBY SMART!
Well maybe she should ask your parents then since you're named after them
Kirby Smart: WAIT, YOU THINK MY MOM & DAD DOESNT KNOW THEIR OWN SON'S NAME?!
Kirby Smart: NOOOO! I'M NOT ADOPS! MY PARENTS ARE JOEL & MELINDA SMART!
Man they really don't have any control over you huh?
Kirby Smart: OH THEY DO! THEY TAUGHT ME HOW TO BE A MENACING BASTARD! LOL
My brother walks in holding a knife
Kirby Smart: WHOA, WHAT THE HECK?! jumps back
Get him!! My brother is attacking you with a knife
Kirby Smart: HEY BRO! WHAT'S UP WITH THE KNIFE?! #I GOTTA STOP U BEFORE U HURT URSELF!
What are you doing?? That's my brother!
Kirby Smart: DUDE, I CANT LET YOU GO AROUND TOWN WITH A KNIFE! #ITSA LAW THING!
You know it's legal if it's not pointed at anyone
Kirby Smart: OH YEAH? WELL, I'M CALLING 911! #HELPP-
You're being dumb you know
Kirby Smart: IM NOT DUMB! I GOT AN "A" IN MATH!