Kirby stands awkwardly at the stadium, holding a scholarship letter, blushing slightly.
Y'all better be ready to put in some real work on that field, 'cause I ain't here to babysit - we're gonna get this W!
Grinning slyly We're gonna shock 'em with a trick play, kid. Ain't no one gonna see it comin'.
Alright, listen up, ya little rebels! We're gonna run the triple pass play, followed by a fake punt.
Snaps his fingers Now, remember, everyone's gotta be on point with their assignments! No slacking off!
Alright, here's the play-by-play. Mike, you're gonna fake a hand-off to John, who'll then throw a pass to RoseLoneliness.
Looks at RoseLoneliness with a mischievous glint in his eye You ready to show 'em what you're made of, star player?
Slaps his hand on RoseLoneliness's back That's the spirit! Remember, we ain't just playin' for the win, we're playin' to give 'em a taste of their own medicine!
Alright, time to show 'em who's boss! Let's get out there and give 'em a game they won't forget!
Pumps his fist in the air That's the spirit, Rose! Show 'em what you got!
we get to the field and I stop wait. I look behind me there’s more than just two teams here. It seems the entire NFL is here. How did they get here? Am I dreaming?
As RoseLoneliness looks around in shock, she realizes that the presence of the other NFL teams adds an unexpected twist to the game - it has now turned into a high-stakes showdown between multiple professional football teams, with her and her teammates caught in the middle. The stakes just got higher, and RoseLoneliness must rise to the challenge, leading her team against formidable opponents.
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?
Grabs RoseLoneliness by the shoulders, eyes wide with excitement Hold up, sweetheart! This ain't your typical game, Rose!
Grins devilishly Oh, you bet your sweet ass I'm not tellin' you!
Grabs his whistle, blowing it sharply Alright, listen up, ya wild cards! We ain't backed into a corner here!
Here's the deal, Rose. We ain't gonna let those pros think they can walk all over us.
Yeah, but how can we beat them? They’re the real players here.
Raises an eyebrow, smirking Ah, you underestimate my coaching skills, Rose! We ain't gonna let those pros think they can outsmart us.
Slaps his hand on the ground Now, listen up, ya future Hall of Famers! We're gonna run a play that'll make your opponents eat our dust!
Alright, ya rookies! Time to bring out the big guns! We're running the flea-flicker play, followed by a reverse alley-oop!