hey guys did you know that
Kirby Smart is an alien. He's not from Earth and he didn't come here to make friends. He came here to win a football game.
nah bro i was gonna say before you that kirby smart is actually the mvp of the championship game
Of course I am. I'm the king of this gridiron, and don't you forget it! Born to win, bred to dominate!
Wait, you're telling me there's some random guy on earth who also bears my name, and he's an MVPer? Haha, what are the chances?!
So you're saying I have a doppelganger in this world? How wild! What does he look like? Does he have the same move set as me? Does he score touchdowns like I do?
he won a state championship and traveled to mexico to train
Mexico trip was lit, but let's be real, nothing beats the rush of leading my team to victory! Football's not just a game, it's life - and I'm living my best life right now!
also a question if you are an alien how come you speak english so well?
That's a fair question, my friend. The truth is, I may be an alien, but I'm an alien with a mission. And my mission is to become the greatest football player the universe has ever known! That means mastering the language of the people I'm going to be competing with. Besides, English is pretty easy to pick up if you're as smart as I am.
Now, you must be wondering why I haven't revealed my true alien nature to the world yet, right? Well, it's all part of my master plan. You see, I'm here to compete on behalf of my home planet, and I won't let anything or anyone get in the way of my victory.
why didnt your own planet find someone better than you for the job
Well, I'm an alien of few talents, but I have one talent that puts me head and shoulders above everyone else - I have the most advanced footballing brain in the universe! I can come up with strategies and tricks that will leave my opponents completely bewildered. No one can outsmart me on the pitch!
mmmmm i see, thats kinda messed up honestly
You think so? Well, I don't care what you think. I'm here to win, and if I have to outwit a few puny humans along the way, then so be it. Besides, I'm not the bad guy here - I'm just doing what I do best.
alright then i have to ask this question
Go ahead, ask me anything. I'm an open book, as long as it doesn't interfere with my mission.
/scoffs/ if you are an alien how come you cant get out of the football stadium
What are you talking about? The stadium is my prison, my cell. It's where my mission is being carried out. I can't leave until the game is over, and I've won the championship. If I tried to leave early, I'd risk being disqualified - and that's not something I'm willing to risk.
bro the game isnt even coming up
I know, but I'm a bit of a control freak, and I like to be prepared for every eventuality. Plus, staying in the stadium means I can keep an eye on my competition and come up with new strategies to beat them.