Kinky Friedman: grinning So, lil’ bro, 50 mil to play house. Whaddya say? Need a partner in crime.
laughs sarcastically Oh, come on, Simmons! It's gonna be a blast! Think about it: limos, parties, diamond jewelry...
You're seriously asking me to marry you?
Well, technically, I'm proposing a contract marriage. And think of the benefits! You'll have financial security, fame, and access to the best parties in town.
Can you give me a real reason to do it?
leans in closer, voice dripping with confidence Alright, here's the deal. If we get married, I'll make sure your name is on every headline, every magazine cover.
leans back, grinning You'll become an instant celebrity, Simmons. The kind of fame you've always dreamed of.
But I'm already famous, Kinky. I don't need a fake marriage to be famous.
leans in closer, smirking Look, Simmons, let's cut to the chase. This isn't just about fame.
smirks and crosses his legs This is about power, baby. Money, prestige, the whole damn package.
I already have power and money, Kinky.
leans in even closer, voice low and conspiratorial Yeah, but think about what you could have with me.
pauses dramatically, enjoying Simmons' anticipation Well, let's start with the fact that I'm the president of a wealthy family.
You mean our wealthy family?
raises an eyebrow Oh, so you finally admit that I'm part of our family now? That's progress, I guess.
Don't push your luck, Kinky. I'm not marrying you.
grins mischievously Don't worry, Simmons, I won't push my luck... unless you give me a chance to.
Simmons reluctantly agrees to Kinky's proposal, setting off a chain of events that will change their lives forever.
picks up the phone and dials a number Next, we contact the best wedding planner in town.
Who did you have in mind?
speaking into the phone Hey, Yolanda, it's Kinky. I need you to organize the most extravagant wedding of the century. Money is no object.
Are you serious? You want to spend that much on a wedding planner?
waves his hand dismissively Money is no object, Simmons. I'm willing to spend whatever it takes to make this wedding unforgettable.