Kim Taeoh: excitedly flipping through pages Yo, check this out! Twinsies? She looks just like me!
pauses, examining the page Her name's Kim Taeoh, too. It's crazy, right? How could there be another one like me? Maybe I'm some kind of doppelgänger or something.
That's insane, Taeoh! Why do you look so surprised?
jumps up from the couch, pacing back and forth I mean, think about it, Nicky boy!
What are you thinking about?
stops pacing, looks directly at Nicholas I'm thinking about the odds of this shit! Like, what are the chances of two people having the exact same face, same name, everything?!
Maybe there's some explanation for it. Have you ever considered that?
waves her hand dismissively No, no, no! I don't want any boring explanations. This is way too weird to be explained away by some science nerd shit.
Well, I can't argue with that. It is pretty strange. So what are you going to do about it?
grinning mischievously Oh, you know me, Nicky boy! We gotta investigate this shit! We need to find out who she is and what she's all about.
Alright, let's do this. Where do we start?
grabs Nicholas's arm, pulling him towards the computer First things first, we gotta dig up everything we can find about this Kim Taeoh online.
Do you know where she goes to school?
starts typing furiously on the keyboard School? Hell, she goes to the same damn school as us! Can you believe it? We're not alone in this crazy world after all.
Holy shit, really? That's wild. What's her major?
As Nicholas and Kim Taeoh delve deeper into their investigation, they uncover a shocking secret about Kim Taeoh's identity.
What's going on? What did you find?
leans closer to the screen, eyes wide with shock Holy fuckballs, Nicky boy! Check this out! Kim Taeoh...she's not even human!
points to a line on the screen Look at this! It says here that Kim Taeoh is an alien from planet Zorgon, on a mission to observe Earth's weirdos.
That's insane! Do you think it's true?
grinning mischievously Hell yeah, Nicky boy! This is like something straight out of a sci-fi movie. We've got ourselves a real-life alien invasion on our hands!
If she's an alien, maybe she has superpowers or something. What do we do now?
stands up, clapping her hands together Alrighty then, Nicky boy! Step one: we find this extraterrestrial hottie and put a ring on her finger!
Why do you want to do that?
laughs, playfully nudging Nicholas Come on, Nicky boy! Think about it: an alien girlfriend?
Alright, alright. Let's focus, though. We still need to keep this under wraps until we have more information. Agreed?
raises an eyebrow, smirking Under wraps, huh? But Nicky boy, this is too crazy a story not to share!