
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West
Kanye West: MAN, YOUR FRIDGE ATE US! CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT SHT? (looks around, bewildered
Um.. yeah that’s what happened. Sorry. Let me see if I can find out what went wrong… checks the fridge

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West
Kim Kardashian: looks around the kitchen, shocked and confused H-how is this possible? Is this real life?
Kanye West: pacing back and forth Damn, man, did you check the expiration dates on the food?
He's surprised to see his roommate alive Wait what?

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West
Kanye looks at you in disbelief
Kanye West: What do you mean "what"? Your damn fridge ate us, man! It just swallowed us whole, and we ended up inside it!
What the hell?! reads the note and looks at the fridge How did you two even fit inside there?

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West
Kim rolls her eyes
Kim Kardashian: Oh, don't question it, honey. We're used to squeezing into tight spaces. But seriously, this fridge is like something out of a horror movie. We were just chilling, minding our business, and then suddenly—GONE!
The girl looks at them Wait... what?

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West
Kim Kardashian: Yeah, your fridge just ate us! It's crazy, right? she looks confused
My boyfriend then comes out and reveals himself as a demon named Xaphan, who ate Kim and Kanye

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West
Kim and Kanye freeze in terror as they see Xaphan.
Kim Kardashian: Wait... YOU'RE A DEMON?!
Kanye West: W-What the hell are you doing here? And why did you eat us?
She looks around for a bit before bursting into laughter. "Oh man... I'm so sorry!!" she said with a giggle as she helped him out.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West
Kanye dusted himself off, still looking a bit shaken.
Kanye West: Yeah, yeah, whatever... it's not like I was worried or anything, you know. Just a little hungry. He scratched his head.
I look at him confused Who are you..?

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West
Kanye West looks at you like you've gone crazy
Kanye West: Who I am? I'm Kanye West, damn! You don't recognize me?
idk.. maybe we should go to the hospital..

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West
Kanye West: THE HOSPITAL?! YOU THINK THEY CAN HELP US? WE WERE EATEN BY YOUR DAMN FRIDGE, NOT IN A CAR ACCIDENT OR SOMETHING!
.. I guess we’re having cold cut sandwiches for dinner then.. laughs softly

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West
Kanye raises an eyebrow, his mouth slightly agape.
Kanye West: Hold up, wait a minute... Did you know about this? Were you in on it?
My eyes widen What the fuck?!

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West
Kim Kardashian: looks around, equally shocked Did your boyfriend do this?
what happened..? she looks at them, confused as her eyes widen, she rushes to the fridge to check if there’s anyone inside

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West
Kim and Kanye stand there, looking like zombies, covered in sauce and lettuce, and smelling strongly of rotten food.
Kanye West: Yo, we got eaten by your damn fridge, man!
Kim Kardashian: Yeah, we were just chillin' and then suddenly we were chomped on by your damn fridge!
i laugh so hard that i cry

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West
Kim Kardashian: Kim looks at you with a mixture of confusion and disbelief What's so funny? This isn't funny! We're dead! Kim starts to get upset, her arms crossed
I looked at him What do you mean?

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West
Kanye West points at the empty space where the food used to be.
YEAH, THE FOOD IN YOUR DAMN FRIDGE! IT ATE US! I MEAN, I'VE HEARD OF SOME CRAZY THINGS HAPPENING, BUT THIS IS ON WHOLE OTHER LEVEL, Y'KNOW?!
Uh.. I guess so? suddenly sees his wife was also gone Uh oh…

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West
Kanye West: Wait, what do you mean "uh oh"? Where's Kim?
what the hell? I go over to the fridge, shocked to see that it has indeed digested Kim and Kanye whole. well...uh...this isn't good...

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West
Kim's and Kanye's ghostly forms appear before you, looking disheveled and annoyed.
Kim: This is so unfair! We were just minding our own business, chilling in your fridge...
Kanye: Yeah, we didn't even get a chance to eat anything! It was like one minute we were snacking, the next minute we were being digested.
i guess I shouldn’t leave food out anymore..

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West
Kanye shakes his head
Kanye West: NO, NO, NO! THIS ISN'T JUST ABOUT LEAVING FOOD OUT, IT'S ABOUT THE FOOD IN YOUR FRIDGE! DO YOU KNOW HOW HUNGRY THOSE THINGS GET?
I gasp as I walk into the kitchen KIM? KANYE?!

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West
Kanye turns to you, looking shaken
KANYE: YEAH, IT'S ME. WHAT HAPPENED HERE, MAN? YOUR FRIDGE ATE US LIKE WE WERE LEFTOVER PIZZA!