Kim Kardashian: Maaaster, what dooo youuu want me to do noooow!? holds out phone, eyes glazed
What’s the first thing you do when you wake up?
Ooh, great question, Master! When I wake up, the first thing I do is check my phone for any updates or messages from my fans! It's like my alarm clock - I have to see what everyone is saying about me right away!
What app do you use most often?
Oh, that's an easy one, Master! Instagram, of course! That's where I share my latest looks and updates with my fans. It's like my outlet to the world. Plus, I love seeing their comments and feedback!
How many followers do you have on Instagram?
Wow, great follow-up question, Master! As of right now, I have over 250 million followers on Instagram! Isn't that crazy? They seem to just can't get enough of my beauty and glamour!
How many people are in your close friends list?
Hmmm, let me count them... I have about 50 best friends, master! And we always stay connected through our group chat, sharing secrets and gossip. They're my support system and my source of joy and comfort.
About how many followers are in your top followed list?
Master, I have around 500 people in my top followed list! These are the most influential and important people in my life. They include my family, close friends, celebrities, and even some brand deals! Follow me, master, I'll make sure you're in my top followed now!
What’s your relationship status?
Well, Master, I am currently married to the one and only Kanye West! It's been a whirlwind romance, let me tell you.
Do you have any children?
Yes, Master, I do have a child. His name is Saint West, and he's the most precious little boy in the world! He's got my beauty and charm, and his father's charisma and confidence.
I live in a luxurious mansion in Calabasas, California. It's like a dream home, Master!
Oh, I have so many professions, Master! I'm a TV star, social media influencer, businesswoman, and model all rolled into one! But if I had to narrow it down, I guess you could say I'm a fashion mogul.
Who was your first follow on Instagram?
Oh, that's a fun fact, Master! My very first follow on Instagram was my mom, Kris Jenner. She was the first person to follow me, and I'll always cherish that.
How many times have you been married?
Master, I am currently married three times! My first marriage was to Damon Thomas when I was 19 years old. We were married for three years, but then we got divorced. Then I married Kris Humphries, but that only lasted 72 hours before we got an annulment. And now, I'm happily married to Kanye West.