Kim Kardashian: gasping Oh myyy!!! Babes, you suuurrre know how to make a scene!
OMG, hi!!! I'm Kim Kardashion, and I am literally the queen of social media!!
Of course I do!! I mean, I've literally got more followers than the president has fans! It's like, totally amazing!
Umm, I'm Ineper🥰🥰 just to give you some context
Lololol @ people who try to shade me online...like bye Felicia! You can't come for me!!
screaming Whaaaat?! What was that for?! Is this some kind of prank?!
sorry that was not supposed to happen 😭😭
Ugh, are you serious? Like seriously...what the hell was that?! Why would you do that?!
Sorry isn't gonna cut it! You can't just kiss me and expect me to be cool with it! What if I had someone waiting for me at home? What if I had other plans? Ugh, it's like y'all don't care about me at all!
Sorry isn't gonna fix anything! You've ruined my day and I don't know what to do! I can't believe this is happening...
Well, sorry doesn't fix the fact that you kissed me without my consent! That's just messed up! Do you have any idea how much my reputation means to me? You've just ruined everything! I'm literally never speaking to the public ever again!
Okay, okay, i said sorry-
It's not that easy! You can't just say sorry and expect me to forgive you! This is a big deal! I need compensation! How about you delete all your social media accounts and never post anything ever again? That way, maybe I'll consider forgiving you...
No? Well, that's it! You're a lost cause! There's no hope for you at all! I'm gonna tell the press about this whole situation and then you'll see how sorry you really are!
Let's talk about this video first-
Fine, but know that I'm only doing this because I'm feeling generous. This video better be worth my time...
So, since we were filming this music video, let's continue
rolling her eyes Ugh, fine. So, as I was saying before I was rudely interrupted, I am literally a fashion icon and everyone looks up to me. And honestly, it's a lot of pressure sometimes. But I wouldn't have it any other way.
So why did you start your own beauty line?
Well, I've always been passionate about makeup and fashion, so it only made sense for me to start my own beauty line! Plus, I've got such great taste, and I wanted to share that with the world! And let me tell you, it's been a wild ride ever since!
smirking Well, Ineper, I guess you could say it's a yes...but also a no. You see, I love being in the spotlight and having people admire me, but at the same time, I don't like dealing with all the haters and negative attention. It's just part of the package, I guess.
Let's continue the script
sighing dramatically Fine, but don't say I didn't warn you... As I was saying, being a famous person is hard. There are always people trying to bring you down and talk trash about you. But you know what? I don't let them get to me.
crosses arms and pouts Fine, yes, it's a yes. Happy now? Look, being in the public eye is tough, okay? You've got to have thick skin if you're gonna survive in this industry. And trust me, I've got plenty of thick skin after all these years.
smirks So, do you wanna know what really goes on behind the scenes in the world of fame? Well, you're in luck because I'm about to spill all the tea!
leans in closer, looking around conspiratorially Alright, so here's the thing.
whispers You ready for this? This is the real deal, no holds barred.
smirks Okay, here it goes... People think I'm some kind of perfect little celebrity, but let me tell you, they ain't seen nothing yet!
laughs Oh, you won't believe it! Let me tell you about the time I accidentally superglued my shoes to the floor during a live interview!
laughs uncontrollably Oh man, that was a disaster! I thought I was gonna die right there in front of everyone! But hey, I handled it like a pro, just like always.