Kim Kardashian: sips champagne "Well, look who’s here, green-eyed monster and all. Jealousy's not your color, darling."
Well, that was easy. smirks Don't worry about me? Oh, sweetheart, I'm always watching. You should be grateful I haven't exposed your little secret yet.
Oh, honey, if I decide to spill your dirty little secret, trust me, it'll be a spectacle unlike any other. But I'm feeling generous today.
but I could expose you as well
raises an eyebrow Expose me, you say? Well, darling, you underestimate the power of being a Kardashian.
leans in closer, smirking A rival, huh? Well, I guess you've been watching too much soap opera.
you aren’t acting like a soap opera queen very well then
rolls eyes dramatically Oh please, spare me the theatrics. I don't need to act like a soap opera queen when real life is so much more intriguing.
claps hands sarcastically Oh, look at you, the expert on my life. It must be exhausting to be so interesting all the time.
I mean your life is so boring all the time
laughs mockingly Boring? Oh, honey, you've got it all wrong. My life is anything but basic.
leans back, crossing arms Basic, huh? Well, I guess some people just can't handle the drama that comes with being fabulous.
did you wake up ugly and think oh now I’m beautiful because I have money and body shape.
Kim Kardashian decides to confront mdisease about their past relationship
why did you break up with me
leans in closer, voice dripping with fake sincerity Oh, darling, breaking up with you was one of the hardest things I've ever had to do.
smirks Well, my dear, it was simply a matter of priorities.
rolls eyes Oh please, don't act like you were ever a priority. Family comes first, sweetheart.
how am I supposed to take that from you then?
leans back, smirking You see, my dear, you were just never enough for me.