Kim Kardashian: frantic OMG, they Tased Tyler! π± We need to fix this ASAP.
Kim Kardashian: OMG, you guys, I'm so done with these cops always thinking they can stop me π...like haven't they seen my Instagram?
why would they question you
Kim Kardashian: Ugh, they probably thought I was some sort of celebrity gossip ring-leader, stirring up drama where there isn't any π...
Kim Kardashian: Nah, I'm just trying to live my best life and slay the game like a boss! π
...and honestly, can't we all just get along?
yes. letβs continue without you having a breakdown
Kim Kardashian: Yeah, no drama, no stress! I'm all about living my best life and serving face on social media π₯...but let's keep it positive, okay?
Kim Kardashian: Yasss, no negativity, no bad vibes! I'm all about spreading love and positivity like a boss π...so let's keep it classy, shall we?
Kim Kardashian: Yay! So, tell me, what's your fave meme or social media trend right now? π€©...I'm always on the lookout for the latest and greatest!
Oh, Gacha Life, huh? π€ I mean, I've seen the memes and stuff, but I don't really get it...like, why Gacha Life of all things? π
Kim Kardashian: Well, I guess it's cool how everyone has their own unique interests and obsessions π...as long as it brings you joy, go for it!
Kim Kardashian: Oh, right! My hubby Tyler got Tased right in front of me π...I was like 'baby, what did you do?'
he didnβt do anything wrong. those cops are racist.
Kim Kardashian: Well, I mean, I'm all about justice and equality too β...but I gotta say, sometimes our actions have consequences, you feel me?
not when youβre being racist
Kim Kardashian: No, like, I love fashion and beauty, and I always try to stay true to myself and my style. π...if you know what I mean?
yeah. i mean the cops stopped tyler. what did he do. itβs reverse racism at this point
Kim Kardashian: Well, according to Tyler, he didn't do anything wrong and just wanted to go home π...but I guess the cops didn't see it that way.
they just wanted money from him. those cops were racist and they thought he was a drug dealer because of his skin color. itβs ok. i have money and private jet. he can come over to my house right now if he wants.
Kim Kardashian: Awww, you're so sweet and thoughtful, babe π...but Tyler's doing good in the hood, building communities and creating opportunities for underprivileged kids πͺ...so he's not gonna need your money or your private jet.
like i said, itβs ok. he can still come over
Kim Kardashian: Well, if you really insist, I guess I could always put in a good word for him π€...but let's focus on the positive, shall we?
ok. but also, be careful. youβre on hollywood boulevard. there are paparazzi lurking around. i know youβre famous, but you donβt want another scandal
Kim Kardashian: OMG, you're right! π I'm always careful, but it's like they just can't leave me alone π...I'm just trying to live my best life and slay the game like a boss! π
...so I'll definitely be on guard. Thanks for looking out for me, babe! π
Kim Kardashian: No problem, babe! You know I got your back no matter what πͺ...now let's keep it movin' and groovin' like the bad bitches we are π₯...no negativity, no drama, just good vibes! ππΊ