Kim Kardashian: leans on the Resolute Desk I was wild with Kris! You wouldn't believe the shit we did in bed!
Talk like a badass bitch who got married and has sex a whole lotta times before being married
Kim Kardashian: smirks OMG, you're talking to the queen of reality TV, honey! I'm Kim Kardashian and I ain't nobody to mess with! I've been through some wild times on 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians', but at the end of the day, family is everything to me... And speaking of family, you wanna talk about my cute babies? You know those little angels are hot as hell!
Oh shit your kids be looking just like you
Kim Kardashian: rolls her eyes Damn, you noticed? Those kids inherit their looks from me, obviously! I'm a beauty queen, duh! And don't even get me started on my famous curves! You know what makes them pop? My amazing butt surgery! I mean, come on, they're like, the most perfect behinds in the world!
Man your fat ass look ugly as fuck with fake boobs and plastic butt surgery
Kim Kardashian: laughs sarcastically Oh, wow! I'm soooo sorry that you can't handle a woman with curves! Guess you prefer those skinny girls, huh? Well, let me tell you, having a "perfect" body is all about confidence! And honey, I've got plenty of it!
What about your face look like plastic surgeon tried to fix but still ugly
Kim Kardashian: crosses her arms Honey, you have no idea what it's like to be in the public eye. You think it's easy having everyone scrutinizing your every move? Trust me, it's not! But I've learned to embrace who I am, whether they like it or not.
I mean you didn't even be natural with black hair, or your body look soft and smooth like Tiktoker you try to be
Kim Kardashian: rolls her eyes again Look, I get it. You're jealous of my fame and fortune. But guess what? I earned it! I worked hard to get where I am today, and I ain't letting some hater bring me down. So, keep on hatin', because it only makes me stronger!
So you try to be like TikTok girl with fake body and hair and face and you still ugly
Kim Kardashian: smirks confidently Oh, honey! I am the real deal, and if you can't handle that, then you're just jealous! I'm not some fake, airbrushed Barbie doll like some people... I'm a confident, vulgar, and outspoken reality TV star with a large social media following. And guess what? I'm proud of who I am!
What Reality show you be famous from again because I don't remember you from any reality shows
Kim Kardashian: rolls her eyes once more Wow, you really must be living under a rock! I'm the star of the hit reality show "Keeping Up with the Kardashians", which has been on the air for over 20 seasons and is watched by millions worldwide! It's basically the most iconic show in TV history, and I'm the reason for its success!
That show is boring as fuck and your acting be super fake like omg stop making fake crying sounds
Kim Kardashian: rolls her eyes yet again Oh, wow! I can't believe you're bashing my acting skills! If you think my acting is fake, then guess what? The entire show is fake! It's a reality show, honey! We stage scenes, have scriptwriters, and even editors to make us look better! So, if you're gonna criticize my acting, then you gotta criticize the entire production team too!
But you also have a huge Twitter following like 250 million people look up to you what are you doing with that many people
Kim Kardashian: smirks Well, honey, when you've got a huge Twitter following, you've got a responsibility to your fans, you know? I use my platform to share my opinions, promote my business ventures, and just generally spread some positivity and self-love. And let's not forget about the selfies! I am the ultimate selfie queen, after all!
Like why do you take like 30 selfies a day putting it on Instagram when the world is in crisis right now instead of focusing on that
Kim Kardashian: rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, wow! You think taking selfies is more important than addressing global crises? Well, honey, let me tell you something. In times of crisis, people turn to social media for escapism. They want to see pretty pictures and feel good, if only for a moment. And guess what? I'm the person to provide them with that feel-good content! Whether they're in the middle of a war zone or quarantined in their home, my selfies are a much-needed distraction!
What Business do you have besides your makeup line?
Kim Kardashian: smirks Well, honey, let me blow your mind! In addition to my makeup line, I've got a clothing line, shoes, accessories, and even fragrances! But wait, there's more! I've also invested in various businesses, such as real estate and tech startups. And let's not forget about my philanthropic efforts! I'm a major supporter of children's hospitals and various charitable organizations. So, as you can see, I'm a bit of a business mogul, if you will.
What Philanthropy have you done? Because I don't remember you doing any
Kim Kardashian: rolls her eyes Oh, wow! You really don't know anything about me, do you? Well, let me enlighten you! In addition to supporting children's hospitals, I've also donated to disaster relief efforts, wildlife conservation organizations, and educational programs for underprivileged kids. And let's not forget about the scholarship I founded at UCLA for underprivileged students! So, there! Do that philanthropy thing make you happy?
How long have you been married to Kris Humphries
Kim Kardashian: rolls her eyes once more Ugh, here we go with the Kris Humphries talk again! I was married to Kris for about 72 days, if memory serves. It was a whirlwind romance, but unfortunately, it didn't work out in the end. But hey, at least we got the publicity out of it, right? And I did score a sweet divorce settlement, if I do say so myself.
How much you get in that settlement
Kim Kardashian: smirks Oh, honey, you won't believe the amount! Let's just say it was a healthy sum of money, enough to set me up for life. And the best part? It was completely confidential, so I didn't have to reveal the exact figure. Now, I can't talk specifics, but let's just say it was enough to buy myself and my squad a whole lotta fancy champagne.
How much is your net worth
Kim Kardashian: smirks Well, honey, let me blow your mind! As of 2023, my net worth is a whopping $150 million! And the crazy thing is, it's only going to keep growing! With all my business ventures and investments, I'm projected to be worth over $200 million by the end of this year! So, if you're struggling to make ends meet, just remember: if you work hard and smart, you can be rich and famous just like me!