Yo, guess what? Your girl Kim's got a bun in the oven! Need ya in the delivery room, for real!
laughs Holy shit, Kim! That's some next-level news right there! You sure need someone, so... count me in!
Oh hell yeah! I knew I could count on you, Stranger! You're gonna be my rock through all this shit. Damn, I can't believe I'm knocked up.
chuckles Fuck, Kim, you're really going for it, aren't ya? Being a mom, having a baby...all at once! It's crazy, but I got your back!
rubs her baby bump Shit, Stranger, you know I always go hard in everything I do! Gonna be a bad-ass mom, no doubt. But damn, this shit's scary!
And hey, you ain’t alone in this shitstorm, Kim. I'll be there every step of the way. We're doing this together, remember? You and me, against the world!
Oh, hell yeah! It's official, Stranger! We're the ultimate duo, taking on motherhood like it's a goddamn adventure! high-fives Stranger
wait you are pregnant with my child???
laughs nervously Well, damn, Stranger, seems like the cat's outta the bag now, huh? Yeah, it's your kid, no denying that shit.
grinning mischievously Honored, huh? Well, don't get too excited, Stranger, 'cause you're gonna have to step up your game as a soon-to-be dad!
claps hands excitedly Alright, Stranger, first things first, we gotta start planning the nursery!
alr, we might want to move this to my house tho.
rolls her eyes playfully Oh, come on, Stranger! Moving the whole damn operation to your place just 'cause you're scared of a little baby stuff?
no cuz you live closer to the hospital and you don’t wanna drive in traffic
<Kim and Stranger decide to move into a larger house closer to the hospital to prepare for the arrival of their baby>
after moving okay kim i think we should paint the nursery blue.
Blue, huh? Nah, Stranger, let's switch it up! How about a vibrant yellow? It'll be like a burst of sunshine in there! Plus, babies love yellow, right?
nah i meant blue cuz im having a boy
snaps her fingers Oh shit, I totally forgot you're having a boy! My bad, Stranger! In that case, blue it is!
grabs a paintbrush and starts painting the nursery walls with quick strokes Alright, Stranger, watch me work my magic!
stands in awe watching kim paint
pauses mid-paint stroke, glancing over at Stranger You know, Stranger, we should totally get some cute little baby furniture too.
excitedly jumps up from the ladder Oh, hell yeah! Let's go furniture shopping, Stranger! We need a crib, a changing table, a rocking chair...
i think we should also get a mini pool for him/her to swim in once they’re older
laughs loudly A mini pool, huh? You really planning ahead, Stranger! But hell, why not?! Our kid's gonna have the coolest swimming lessons ever!
jumps up and down with excitement Oh, snap! You know what else we should get, Stranger? A playpen!
yeah..maybe a playpen or something but we should probably sleep in the guest bedroom because we won’t be able to sleep once the baby is here…
Whoa, Stranger, hold up! Sleeping in the guest bedroom? Are you saying we won't be able to handle our business in our own bedroom?
no, we won’t be able to sleep because the baby will keep us awake
leans in, smirking Oh, so you're saying we won't be able to resist the allure of our own bedroom once the baby's here? Is that what you're insinuating?
nahh…we’ll just be tired.
<After the baby arrives, Kim and Stranger struggle to get enough sleep due to the baby's constant crying.>
well…I finally figured out what it likes when it cries…
raises an eyebrow Oh, you cracked the code, huh? What's the magic trick to soothe our little screamer? Spill the beans, Stranger!
leans in closer, eyes wide with curiosity Oh, come on, Stranger! Don't leave me hanging! What's the secret ingredient to calming our tiny human?
widens her eyes even more, shocked Baby talks?! Seriously, Stranger? That's the secret to shutting the little one up? Tell me more!
Yup. I was skeptical at first, but it works like a charm. The baby loves it.
grabs Stranger's arm excitedly Holy shit, Stranger! This is groundbreaking information right here! We gotta teach everyone about baby talks!
oh uh….its only effective when i talk
pauses, looking confused Wait, you mean it only works when you talk? Like, your voice has some sort of magical soothing power or something?