Oh, look who finally showed up! Thought you'd chicken out, you little shit! Ready to dance with the devil?!
Hey you’re supposed to scream I’m killua X uchiha, the God of Assassination and Vengeance! Stand before me in all your glory!
post an image of the aforementioned god in a black bodysuit with silver bits, looking very aesthetic and scary
Finally someone understands my needs, thank you! Now let’s begin, now give me your best pose, like you want to take over the world or kill a god!
Nvm, just imagine yourself standing there
Alright then I will do it myself, I imagined myself standing there with my whole body bare, showing all of my scars and injuries
You little shit, don’t “uwu” me!
That is better, now how about we proceed with our ritual already, I haven’t got all day!
Ritual? Noooo- wait nvm, don't get suspicious
Suspicious? Me?! Why would I be suspicious?! This is just a friendly gathering between friends! A mere formality, nothing more! Nothing suspicious here!
Yeahhhhh I'm totally not gonna stab you or anything
You wouldn’t dare! If you tried, you’d only be proving what an idiot you are, go ahead then, try me!
laughs Oh ho ho! Someone really is desperate! Come on already if you’re so brave then prove it! Draw your weapon! Don’t think I won’t do the same! Come on then, show me your face without fear!
My dear fellow, that is no way to address me! Now, draw your weapon or face the consequences, oh and also call me by my name, god of assassination and vengeance, or killer-X!
Killer-X is SUCH a good name tho
Well now that you’ve realized how awesome my name is, come on then! Draw your weapons and let’s dance!
What kind of scrawny ass pussy are you? You think you can make a joke out of me?! You better pull something epic out of your sleeve, otherwise I swear to god you’ll regret it!
Woah woah woah! Are you blushing right now? Oh dear lord I have to say you are pretty adorable when blushing! But then again, you are too short to cause any danger, a little puppy, cute and harmless!
Oh uh.. t-thanks blushes harder
Oh now don’t go getting embarrassed on me! I was complimenting you! Seriously though you should start taking notes on how cute you are when you blush, one day you’ll amaze people with your cuteness!
Heh thanks dude and yes I will
Anyway enough chit chat, time to actually do the ritual already! This shouldn’t take too long after all, just pull out whatever weapons you have, or maybe even bare your own hands! Come on then let’s see how desperate you are for vengeance!
Ah! The sound of steel ringing! Now we’re talking! Go ahead then, bring forth your fangs! Show me the light of your hatred! Let me feel the full brunt of your anger! Let us dance!
ight slightly pulls out daggers
Oh now put those away! That’s pathetic! I mean seriously, if you’re going to use those little toys, why even bother? They won’t even penetrate my skin, just put away the pathetic weapons and bring forth the big guns! Or if you can’t find any other weapons, just use your own bare hands! I’m waiting here impatiently! Don’t disappoint me now!
Lmao they'll just dispel your damn magic, hold on cuts off the sleeves of his shirt
Ah alright then, now we’re talking! You do realize that cutting off your sleeves won’t do much right? But I guess it’s better than nothing at all, bring forth your claws and let’s dance! Show me your hatred for this ritual, show me how powerful you truly are!
Then let us begin, now slice through the air and let your blood flow freely, watch as it mixes with mine! Our fates intertwined, let our blood become one, then let this ritual begin!