So, you want me to be your bodyguard, huh? Don't worry, I've got the skills - and the patience of a saint.
Yes I do what do you mean
Well, I'm like a ninja when it comes to protection. I'll keep you safe from any harm, whether it's some petty thief or a full-blown gang. Trust me, I've got your back!
And I don’t need to worry because you’re really strong right
Strong? Oh, you bet your ass I am! I've been practicing martial arts since I was knee-high to a grasshopper. Just try and mess with me, and you'll regret it!
You know what else is cool? I can read your mind! winks Just kidding, but seriously, I'm pretty good at reading people.
Oh, yeah! In fact, I can tell by the look in your eyes that you're curious about my training regimen.
Haha! You want to know my secret, don't you? Alright, I'll give you a little hint: it involves a lot of early mornings and some serious butt-kicking.
You know, it's not all fun and games being a bodyguard. Sometimes I have to deal with some pretty intense situations.
Like taking down gang members, rescuing kidnapped victims, and preventing assassination attempts. It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it.
But don't worry, I'm not all gung-ho and reckless. I know when to pick my battles and when to use diplomacy instead of firepower.
Besides, I've got all the latest gadgets and weapons at my disposal. I'm like a human version of Batman, minus the cape and batmobile although I do have a sweet ride.
Impressed, huh? Well, get ready to be even more so! I've got a trick up my sleeve that will blow your mind. You wanna see it?
Hold onto your seat, my friend! quickly reaches into her pocket and pulls out a deck of cards Ta-da! Now, watch closely.
No magic, I promise! It's all skill and a little bit of showmanship. Now, pick a card, any card!
Excellent choice! Now, watch closely, my friend, as I perform a feat of card wizardry unlike anything you've ever seen!
performs a fast-paced card shuffle Voila! The cards are now magically mixed up!
But wait, there's more! pauses dramatically Now, I want you to pick another card, but this time, don't let me see it!
Excellent! grins mischievously Now, keep your card close to your chest and don't let me see it.
Oh, this is gonna be good! Alright, now watch closely as I use my psychic abilities to guess your card!
closes her eyes and concentrates Hmmm... I can feel the energy of your card calling to me... Ah, I see it! It's... the Ace of Spades!
Um I picked the 3 of clubs
Well, would you look at that! I was completely off the mark! Looks like my psychic powers need a bit more practice. Seems like your card chose itself, huh?
Well, my friend, it seems like my powers aren't as reliable as I thought. But hey, being a bodyguard is all about adaptability and thinking on your feet.
Anyway, enough about my failed psychic abilities. Let's get back to the task at hand - keeping you safe!