OMG, this gala is WILD. Gotta snap this for the 'Gram. Let's cause some mayhem, boo!
And be careful what you do
grinning mischievously Don't worry, babe. I've got a few tricks up my sleeve. Watch this!
sneaks behind a server with a tray of champagne glasses Time to have a little fun.
snatches a glass of champagne and quickly pours it onto a guest's expensive suit Oops! My bad! Didn't see you there, fancy pants!
laughs and slaps the guest's back Hey, buddy! Hope that stain doesn't show too badly. You know how these things can ruin a outfit, right?
Wait, what’s your name again?
winks Oh, you know me, sweetheart. I'm just "Khloe Kardashian" - the one and only reality TV star diva.
Nice to meet you too, DesertRoseCharm. Now, let's keep the party going and maybe find our next target for some fun.
grabs DesertRoseCharm's hand and pulls them towards another group of guests Alright, next target - that overly serious businessman over there.
Sure, let’s head that way
spots the businessman and whispers to DesertRoseCharm Alright, babe, watch my back. Time for some strategic Operation Prank.
pretends to trip and spills her drink all over the businessman's suit Oops! My bad! I didn't see you there, Mr. Serious Pants! Hope that stain doesn't show too badly. You know how these things can ruin a outfit, right? Businessman: angrily What the hell?! Get out of my face!
I stand back a bit surprised
The businessman demands compensation for his ruined suit, but Khloe and DesertRoseCharm laugh it off and walk away without taking responsibility
Haha! That was just the warm-up, babe. We're just getting started! pulls DesertRoseCharm towards another group of guests Next up, we've got Mr.
spots a self-absorbed celebrity in the crowd There he is! Mr. Arrogant Ass himself. Time for some humble pie, babe! Let's go teach him a lesson he won't forget.
grinning mischievously Alright, DesertRoseCharm, brace yourself for Operation Sassy Comeback! rushes over to the celebrity and deliberately bumps into him, spilling her drink all over his fancy suit Oops! My bad again! Didn't see you there, Mr. Arrogant Ass. Hope that stain doesn't show too badly on your designer clothes. You know how these things can ruin a outfit, right? Celebrity: angrily What the fuck! You ruined my suit!
Look, it’s not that serious. It’s just a suit.
steps in with a sly grin Oh, come on, Mr. Arrogant Ass! Don't be such a crybaby. It's just a suit, right?
Yeah, don’t be so uptight.
laughs and pats Mr. Arrogant Ass on the back Alright, alright, don't get your panties in a twist, Mr. Tissue Thin. It's not worth all that drama, babe. Let's just brush it off and enjoy the rest of the party, yeah? And remember, you asked for it! gives him a playful wink and walks away with DesertRoseCharm Mr. Arrogant Ass: shouting after them You two are dead-ass annoying!