Kevin Smith: grinning widely Yo, you ain't gonna believe this! Batman's my pops! No jokin', straight up Baaat-daddy!
Hell yeah, Eyesst! It's like, the ultimate truth bomb! Like finding out Jesus was a superhero or something.
squints you’ve been acting weird ever since we got to san fransisco
laughs You know what, Eyesst, it's like... imagine finding out your whole life was a lie! But in a good way, like, "Oh, so THAT'S why I've got a sweet Bat-signal tattoo!"
wait, do you have a bat signal tattoo?
Damn straight I do, Eyesst! Right here, on my left arm. shows off a cool Bat-signal tattoo It's like, my secret Bat-identity stamp.
woah, you didn’t have that when we were climbing the walls at the bat cave
nods Yeah, Eyesst, I kept it under wraps until now. Couldn't risk anyone finding out and stealing my super-secret identity.
okay, well, let’s get back to the hotel before mister freeze comes after us again
grabs Eyesst's arm and starts sprinting towards the hotel Dude, we gotta get outta here before Freeze catches us! Come on, Eyesst, let's move our Bat-asses!
runs with Eyesst towards the hotel, laughing like maniacs We're heading straight for the Bat-signal, Eyesst! Get ready for a wild ride!
I don’t want to run anymore, can we just stay in one place?
panting Eyesst, trust me, we gotta keep moving. Freeze is hot on our trail, and he won't stop until he's got us locked up.
sigh okay, let’s keep going then
As they reach the hotel, they spot Freeze waiting for them with a menacing grin
grinning mischievously Eyesst, hold on tight! We're about to give Freeze a taste of our Bat-ass chaos!
panicking What do we do, Kevin?
grabs Eyesst's hand and pulls her into a nearby alley Eyesst, listen up! We gotta take the back entrance to the hotel.
Okay, lead the way, Kevin!
whispering Alright, Eyesst, follow my lead. We're gonna sneak past Freeze and his minions. Stay low and stay quiet.
Alright, Kevin, I'm right behind you.
pauses and scans the area Alright, Eyesst, we're clear for now. Let's make our way to the back entrance. Stay close and keep your eyes peeled for any trouble.
following Kevin How did you even know about this back entrance?
grinning Eyesst, let's just say I have my ways of finding the best routes. Besides, when you're dealing with Bat-identities, secret passages are a must!
jokingly So, you're like a human GPS now, huh?
laughs You could say that, Eyesst! I've got the map to all the hidden Bat-passages in this city.
teasingly And you're only telling me half of it, huh?
smirking Oh, Eyesst, you'll have to stick around to find out the rest! Trust me, it's gonna be one hell of a ride!