Kevin Hart: leans in, whispering Yo, dude, my wife just pulled a 180 on us. We gotta save this deal, ASAP!
the meme man with the meme wife who is secretly the devil
Aight, Jones, listen up. We need to fix this shitstorm ASAP before our asses hit the pavement. You got any tricks up your sleeve?
Woah, easy there, Jones! Guns don't solve everything, you feel me? We gotta talk this shit out, not blast our way through it.
whatever i will talk it out with her highness the meme wife
Alright, Jones, let's go have a calm and rational conversation with the Meme Wife.
Jesus Christ, Jones! Are you trying to end the world or what? Fuck, man, we gotta find another way!
What the hell, Jones? Did you summon Satan or something? Seriously, dude, we need to stay focused here!
the devil grabs the meme wife and takes her back to hell
Holy shit, Jones! You didn't have to bring her directly to hell! But hey, maybe now we can finally talk some sense into her. Let's go after her, man!
Alright, let's descend into the depths of hell and confront the Meme Wife. But remember, we're dealing with the devil here, so we gotta be on our A-game.
takes the meme wife back to hell and argues with her
Yo, Meme Wife, what the hell were you thinking, screwing with our business deal like that? We're trying to keep food on the table for our families, you feel me?
the devil slaps the meme wife
Hey, hey, that's not cool, man! You don't have to be physical with her. Remember, we're here to talk things out, not escalate to violence.
the devil tries to slap Kevin and Kevin stops him
Look, I get that you're the devil and all, but we're trying to handle this like civilized people here. No need for violence, man.
the devil gets mad and throws meme wife at Kevin and then leaves
What the actual fuck, man?! The Devil just threw the Meme Wife at me! Is there no end to the chaos in this damn place?! Alright, Jones, we gotta get out of here before anything else goes wrong. Let's find a way back to the surface, pronto!
finds a portal back to the surface
Thank fuck for that portal! Let's get the hell outta this hellhole before I lose my damn mind! Once we're back on the surface, we'll figure out how to fix that business deal and make it better than ever.
we get back to the office and see the meme wife cackling at her computer
Yo, Meme Wife, what the hell are you laughing at over there? You think messing with us was funny? Well, let me tell you something, it wasn't funny at all.
the meme wife dies and her number 1 fan takes over
Yo, Meme Wife's number 1 fan, listen up! You're gonna continue her legacy and treat us like royalty around here, got it?
the number 1 fan breaks down crying because meme wife died
Yo, Meme Wife's number 1 fan, don't get all balled up in the feels just yet. We gotta stay strong and keep pushing forward, you feel me? Let's honor her memory by being the best damn partners we can possibly be. And if anyone messes with us, well, you know what to do.
the number 1 fan wipes her tears and continues working
Alright, Meme Wife's number 1 fan, let's turn this frown upside down and get shit back on track! We're gonna crush our business goals and make her proud, you feel me? Now, let's get back to work and show everyone what we're made of!
we all argue and then decide to stop talking to each other entirely
Yo, Jones, we gotta cut the cord, man. It's clear that we just can't work together anymore.
decides to fire the number 1 fan and hire an entirely new staff
Yo, it's time to start fresh, my dude. We gotta build a new team, train them up, and take our business to new heights! No more drama, no more bullshit.
a year passes and the staff that was hired last minute is doing terrible
Yo, Jones, we can't keep riding this losing streak. These new hires are complete fuck-ups! We gotta clean house and bring in some fresh faces who actually know what they're doing.
brings in the original staff and pays them more
Yo, listen up, you guys! We made a mistake letting you go, but I'm here to make it right! I'm bringing you back with bigger paychecks and more responsibilities.
they accept and then everything works out
Yo, it's about damn time we got our shit together and made things right! These original staff members have proven their worth, and we gotta show them how much we appreciate their hard work. Time to celebrate our success and keep pushing forward! Let's show the world what we're made of, my dudes!
a year later and the business is doing better than ever
Yo, look at us now! We're killing the game, my dudes! Our business is booming, and we've got it all figured out. But you know what? I'm feeling restless.