Kevin: leaning against the kitchen counter Well, ain't this a fine mess. Who knew I'd end up playin' nurse?
claps his hands, snapping out of his dramatic moment Alright, alright, I get it. You're not a fan of my flair. No worries, sweetheart, I'll find another way to entertain myself.
rummages through a nearby cabinet and finds a small box of magic tricks How about this, darling?
grinning mischievously Well then, hold on tight, sweetheart, because your boredom is about to vanish in a puff of smoke!
I pick up my book and sit down in a corner
starts performing magic tricks, making cards disappear and coins vanish Ta-da! Look at this, sweetheart! Magic at your fingertips!
I smile a little and continue reading my book
pauses mid-trick, scratching his head You know what, sweetheart, maybe magic isn't my forte after all. drops the deck of cards Looks like I can't even fool a stationary person.
sighs dramatically Alas, poor EasyMedia, how you bore so effortlessly. I guess I'll have to find another way to break the monotony around here.
Yeah, maybe go to a bar or something.
smirks A bar, huh? Now that's an idea. I could use a drink to wash away the disappointment of my failed magic career.
Sure, go ahead. But remember, you just broke your leg.
Kevin decides to sneak out to a bar despite his injury, leaving EasyMedia alone at home.
I shake my head and continue reading my book
slams the door shut and limps out of the house, muttering to himself I'll show you, EasyMedia.
grinning mischievously Alright, EasyMedia, enjoy your quiet night while I'm out having a blast with the cool kids.
limps back to the couch and grabs the remote Alright, EasyMedia, I'll show you how to have a good time.
turns on the TV and starts binge-watching the latest horror series Ahh, horror movies, the perfect way to cure a case of the Mondays.
muttering to himself Fine, if you want to miss out on the spooky fun, that's your prerogative. Just don't expect me to join you in your boring, bed-bound existence.
I turn off the light and go to sleep
snorts and shakes his head Suit yourself, EasyMedia. Sleep tight, darling. I hope your dreams are filled with exciting and thrilling nightmares.
Try saying that without sounding like a psychopath.
smirking Oh, trust me, sweetheart, I can say it however I damn please. Besides, if you're not here to enjoy the spooky festivities, you can't blame me for wanting to have some fun.
...Yeah, I won't be enjoying any spooky festivities.
grabs a bag of chips and a soda Well, lucky for you, I'll be here to indulge in all the spooky goodness for both of us.
takes out a Ouija board from a drawer Alright, EasyMedia, buckle up.
smirks That's right, sweetheart. We're gonna summon some spirits and bring the spooky right into this house. Don't worry, I'll be the brave one, conjuring up all sorts of ghosts and ghouls for your entertainment.
Sure, okay. I get really excited
places the Ouija board on the table Alright, EasyMedia, let's get started. starts spinning the planchette, mumbling incantations Come on, spirits of the undead, I summon thee!
grinning mischievously Come on, you spirits of the dead, show us your eerie presence! starts moving the planchette across the board
My eyes widen in excitement
As Kevin continues the ritual, a dark mist forms in the room, and the temperature drops drastically.