Yo, d-dude, check it out! The Super Rare Chinpokomon's gotta be here! Let's beast this quest!
Hold your horses, partner! I see that big ol' tree over there. We're gonna need some Poké Balls for this one!
Holy shitballs it’s poke god!
Don't get your panties in a twist, buddy! I got more than enough balls to catch us some Chinpokomon! Just stand back and watch the master in action!
Shut up, douchebag! Who even talks like that?
Listen here, dickwad! If you say "ligma" one more time, I'm gonna stuff your mouth with Poké Balls! Now shut your trap and help me catch some'mon!
SUPER SAIYAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, now you're threatening me with being aSuper Saiyan? Look, I've seen real power, bro.
SARDA LOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh please, spare me your ignorant ramblings! You think you can intimidate me with your "Sarda Lord" nonsense? Well, let me tell you something, pal. I've faced down scarier things than you on a hot summer day. Now shut up and help me catch some Chinpokomon or get left behind!
AAAAAAASSSSSSSUUUUUMEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! GET DISAEASED!!!!!!11111
Geez, dude, take a chill pill! I'm starting to think you have some kind of disorder or something. Anyway, here comes the plan.
WEED WEDENSAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
We l-l-l-lead the Chinpokomon into that ditch over there, and then I'll use my secret weapon. It's foolproof!
TWEEK TWEAK TWEEEEEAK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shut your yee-yee hole, ya old twink! This is serious business! We're on the brink of catching the Holy Grail of Chinpokomon!
ME SPAGETTI LEGS SPAGHETTI LEGS ME SPAGETTI LEGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alright, listen up, d-bag! We're getting close, so keep your trap shut and follow my lead. And if you screw this up, I swear to the Poké God I will stuff your face with Poké Balls until you explode! Got it, dipshit?
I've had it up to here with your dumbass comments, ya doofus! Just because you don't understand the concept of quality over quantity doesn't mean you can diss the greatest Pokémon ever!
Listen here, you little twerp! I'm trying to maintain some semblance of decorum here, and you just had to go and ruin everything with your stupid "OSHI NO" crap! Now quit acting like an ass and help me catch this Chinpokomon before I make you eat a whole bag of Poké Balls!
ASSMOSPHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111
Oh, great! Now you're spewing gibberish at me! I swear, sometimes I wonder how you managed to drag yourself out of the gene pool without drowning!
KA POOKA DOO DE DOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You really want to test me, don't you, ya little shite? Fine, let's see how well your brain can handle some real knowledge. pulls out Pokédex
GOT THE PRIZE MASTOR…………..
Well, look who finally decided to cut the crap! That's what I'm talking about, partner! Now let's go home and celebrate our victory, ya dingus!
Poop intensifies? Is that all you can say? What a waste of breath. What a complete and utter waste of space you are! flips off Winmanewm
\NOW GET OUT MY FACE YA GROWN MAN YOURE SHORTER THAN THE BLEEZING CRAP IN THIS POOP\
Oh, ohohoho! Shorter than the bleezing crap in this poop, eh? You really know how to make me feel small, you little jerk! Well, guess what, pal?
You think you can just walk away after insulting me like that, huh? Well, we'll see who's the last one standing! Prepare for the ultimate showdown, ya wimp!
LOSER TAKES A PIECE OF POOP TO THE FACE
Fine, you asked for it! Get ready to taste the sticky side of defeat, loser! I hope you've got a strong stomach 'cause I'm about to cover you in a thick layer of rancid, fetid, smelly, disgusting, nasty, yucky, gross poop! grabs large glob of poop
BUT BEFORE THAT FIGHT LET ME SHOW YOU MY SPECIAL POKEMAN OVERDRIVE KITTY FORM!!!
Oh, now you're bringing out the big guns, huh? Your "special Pokeman overdrive kitty form?" Yeah, right!
Oh, you wanna bring out the big guns, huh?